Gerard the Explorer 2.0

Em Emergency!’s Exciting Extravaganza!

Gerard: Okay so we went across Triangle Ridge, next we must swim over Alien River!

Dora: But I dunno how to swim without my safties!

Gerard: Then drown, me and Boots will do much better without you.

Boots: Yeah!

Dora: All of your are straight bitchin! And not in the good way either!

Gerard: Dore, why don’t you just give it up and just die already. I mean seriously, well not literally, but did you ever consider not being on this show--anymore.

Dora: Everyday, but I’m on a ten year contract!

Gerard: Damn!

Dora: Damn right, damn!

Gerard: Don’t do that.

Dora: Don’t do what.

Gerard: Use two damn’s in a sentence it’s retarded.

Dora: Says the guy who chews gum like a horse!

Gerard: Don’t talk about that! It’s a habbit! Your stupidity must be a full force addiction.

Dora: Bitchwhoresluttease.

Gerard: The last one was true.

Dora; Damnit I’ll be glad when this series is ov!

Gerard: Damnit I’ll be glad when you start to not be so stupid.

Dora: Perra.

Gerard: Idiot.

Dora; Are we there yet.

Gerard: Yeah just a little bit futher, a wittle bit more, a wittle bit more! HAHA! You fell in the water.

Boots: Haha, I am quite enjoying this!

Dora: You little bitches, I’ll get you both!
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