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Gerard the Explorer 2.0
Isa The Iguana’s Family Reunion.
Dora: Our friend Isa is having a family reunion today.
Gerard: Bleh, that bitch isn’t my friend.
Dora: Shut up! She told us it was going to be a lot of people and that we should come because it would be nice for our social lives.
Gerard: Because you have none.
Dora: I will have you know I do have a very good social life jackass.
Gerard: To call Dora a Bitch in Spanish say Perra!
Kids: Perra
Gerard: Louder!
Kids: Perra!
Gerard: There ya go.
Dora: To call Gerard a penis in Spanish say Pene!
Kids: Pene.
Dora: Louder!
Kids: Pene.
Gerard: Are you getting some sort of sexual thrill out of this Dora?
Dora: Of course not, I’m not a Micheal Jackson look a like.
Gerard: What?
Dora: Nothing. To get map you have to yell Map!
Kids: Map!
Dora: Louder!
Kids: Map!!
Map: If there’s a place you need to go, I’m the one you need to know. I’m the map
I’m the map.
I’m the map.
If there’s a place you gotta get, I can get you there I bet I’m the Map.
I’m the map.
I’m the map.
I’m the map!
Gerard: Shut up!
Map: I’m not scared of you any more concha licker!
Gerard: Asshole.
Map: Whatever, in order to get to Isa’s Family Reunion first you but go over the Troll Bridge, through the apple forrest, and thats how you get to Isa’s Family Reunion! Do you get that Bridge Forrest Reunion! Bridge Forrest Reunion! So tell Dora Bridge Forrest Reunion.
Dora: How do we get there.
Kids: Bridge Forrest Reunion.
Dora: Okay so first we go over Troll Bridge, then we go through the apple forrest and that’s how we get to Isa’s Family Reunion!
Gerard: Eh, you think she’d give you some motherfucking directions on the invitation.
Dora: How many times do we have to tell you, you’re just here to boost ratings, not to talk.
Gerard: Concha licker!
Dora: Gah, anyway we need to get over the asshole’s bridge! I hate the Troll! He’s always asking us motherfucking riddles!
Troll: What did you just say?
Dora: Nothing!
Troll: Well just for that I’m going to give you a harder riddle.
Dora: Damnit.
Troll: What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years.
Dora: Hmm....once in a minute you say.
Boots: And twice in a moment you say.
Gerard: And I work with idiots I say because it’s quite obvious that it’s the “M” There are two m’s in moment and one m in minute but no m’s in a thousand years.
Dora: Ohhhh
Boots: Asshole, I’m motherfucking Mr. Riddles.
Troll: Fuck, it looks like you can go over my bridge
Dora: Yay
Gerard: You know Dora you are such a perra it’s not even funny.
Dora: Fuck off
Swiper: Gladly.
Gerard: Woah Swiper, it’s nice to see you buddy.
Swiper: I worship the ground you walk on.
Gerard: Woah I’ve never had a ground worshippper before!
Gerard: Bleh, that bitch isn’t my friend.
Dora: Shut up! She told us it was going to be a lot of people and that we should come because it would be nice for our social lives.
Gerard: Because you have none.
Dora: I will have you know I do have a very good social life jackass.
Gerard: To call Dora a Bitch in Spanish say Perra!
Kids: Perra
Gerard: Louder!
Kids: Perra!
Gerard: There ya go.
Dora: To call Gerard a penis in Spanish say Pene!
Kids: Pene.
Dora: Louder!
Kids: Pene.
Gerard: Are you getting some sort of sexual thrill out of this Dora?
Dora: Of course not, I’m not a Micheal Jackson look a like.
Gerard: What?
Dora: Nothing. To get map you have to yell Map!
Kids: Map!
Dora: Louder!
Kids: Map!!
Map: If there’s a place you need to go, I’m the one you need to know. I’m the map
I’m the map.
I’m the map.
If there’s a place you gotta get, I can get you there I bet I’m the Map.
I’m the map.
I’m the map.
I’m the map!
Gerard: Shut up!
Map: I’m not scared of you any more concha licker!
Gerard: Asshole.
Map: Whatever, in order to get to Isa’s Family Reunion first you but go over the Troll Bridge, through the apple forrest, and thats how you get to Isa’s Family Reunion! Do you get that Bridge Forrest Reunion! Bridge Forrest Reunion! So tell Dora Bridge Forrest Reunion.
Dora: How do we get there.
Kids: Bridge Forrest Reunion.
Dora: Okay so first we go over Troll Bridge, then we go through the apple forrest and that’s how we get to Isa’s Family Reunion!
Gerard: Eh, you think she’d give you some motherfucking directions on the invitation.
Dora: How many times do we have to tell you, you’re just here to boost ratings, not to talk.
Gerard: Concha licker!
Dora: Gah, anyway we need to get over the asshole’s bridge! I hate the Troll! He’s always asking us motherfucking riddles!
Troll: What did you just say?
Dora: Nothing!
Troll: Well just for that I’m going to give you a harder riddle.
Dora: Damnit.
Troll: What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years.
Dora: Hmm....once in a minute you say.
Boots: And twice in a moment you say.
Gerard: And I work with idiots I say because it’s quite obvious that it’s the “M” There are two m’s in moment and one m in minute but no m’s in a thousand years.
Dora: Ohhhh
Boots: Asshole, I’m motherfucking Mr. Riddles.
Troll: Fuck, it looks like you can go over my bridge
Dora: Yay
Gerard: You know Dora you are such a perra it’s not even funny.
Dora: Fuck off
Swiper: Gladly.
Gerard: Woah Swiper, it’s nice to see you buddy.
Swiper: I worship the ground you walk on.
Gerard: Woah I’ve never had a ground worshippper before!
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Translations might not be accurate, considering I don't know spanish I used an online translator and we all know those might not be accurte. And I won't tell you what concha translates to in english according to my translator, because it's more funny if you don't know.