Gerard the Explorer 2.0

Dora: Okay, so first we go to the Rainbow Bridge.

Boots: You know Gerard, I heard Purple was the international color for bisexuals.

Gerard: You know Boots I heard grey was the international color of you’re an idiot!

Boots: Fuck off, what did I tell you about my monkey side!

Gerard: That doesn’t scare me anymore!

Boots: That’s what they all say. But mock my words March 23, 2008 at six o’ clock I’m going to hurt you!

Gerard: Ooh I’m shaking in my shoes!

Boots: Dora, why the hell did I tell him the exact date and time I was going to attack him.

Dora: Because you’re a bit off today.

Kids: Because your banana’s!

Teenager: Because you’re just stupid!

Boots: Fuck you man!

Teenager: Actually I’m a girl.

Boots: Whatever!

Dora: I love rainbows!

Kids: Swiper!

Dora: What’s that you see Swiper!

Boots: Why is he near us we don’t even have anything to swipe!

Dora: I don’t know, but I feel some freaky shit coming on! Well at least we made it to Rainbow Bridge!

Boots: Well I guess I should say what I normally say. That sneaky fox is always trying to swipe our stuff!

Swiper: I fucking love you Gerard! Let me have your babies.

Gerard: Idk. My bff Jill?