Gerard the Explorer 2.0

Dora: Okay, we went over the rainbow bridge, and next we go over the alligator infested water!

Gerard: Hell no! I see you dragging me across the water I’m not going!

Boots: Awww little wittle Gerard afraid of alligators?

Gerard: Fuck off.

Boots: Monkey!

Gerard: Ooh I’m shaking in my boots!

Boots: Perra!

Gerard: I’m not going!

Dora: Bitch, you’re not ruining my show not get your ass in that boat and stop acting like a bitch!

Gerard: Don’t talk to me that way, do you know who I am?

Dora: You could be the mothefucking queen of England but I don’t give a shit, you’re going to get in my bed...oops I mean that boat and you’re going to like it!

Gerard: Rape!!

Dora: Shut the fuck up.

Gerard: Fuck you!

Alligator 1: So we meet again.

Alligator 2: Yeah we do meet again.

Gerard: Fuck.

Alligator 1: What the hell did I tell you about teasing my name!

Alligator 2: Garry! Garry! Why are you so mean to Norbert!

Gerard: How did you know my old pen name!

Alligator 2: Duh, Hart Fischer, he’s telling everyone about it.

Gerard: Well aint that a bitch.

Alligator 1: Concha licker! That little stunt you pulled first season is going to be avenged today!

Boots: Come on Dora lets push him out of the boat!

Gerard: Touch me you die!

Boots: Woah Sparta!!!!

Gerard: Fuck you!

Swiper: Garry is the coolest!