Whoa, Billie Joe?

I ran over to Billie's guitar and picked it up.

"What are you doing?" He shot real quick.

"Watch, watch." I pointed to the couch, "Sit, sit."

He sat down and smiled.

"Alright, look what I can do!"

I started strumming the first three cords to Waiting.

"I Been Waiting a long time/ for this/ moment to come/
I'm destined/ for anything at all-al." I sang.

Then I stopped and pointed up, "shut the FUCK up!"

We both started cracking up.

"That. Was pretty good." He said

"Thank you, thank you." I bowed.

He looked at his watch.
"Come on Logan, I gotta go pick up my suit from the cleaners."

"And pick up Tré's date." I added.

He looked confused.

"Me. Ya know? I'm- never mind." I sighed.

"Oh! Yeah, I forgot."

Billie and I went and got his suit.
On the drive back it seemed like every stoplight
was mad at Billie or something.

"Ya know, it seems like all these lights hate me."

My eyebrow shot up. "I was just thinking that, Billie."

"I know." He said, " I can hear YOUR thoughts too."

"BULLSHIT!" I hollered. Then I giggled.

"Alright, don't believe me."

We pulled up into the drive way.

"I guess I should be a pretty grown up now. Watch this!" I snapped my fingers.

"Whaddya think?"

He just had this dumbfounded look on his face.
Then he shook his head in a sorta 'you shouldn't have done that' sorta way.

"What?"

"Nothing, oh nothing."

"Whatever..."

We both got out of the car.

When we got through the door Adrienne was sitting at
the bottom of the steps strapping on her right black heel.

"Billie, who's this?" Adrienne said kindly.
"This is Logan. She's my long lost cousin."

It took all the power in my to keep from laughing.

"Nice to meet you!" She gave me a very friendly hug.

"Nice to meet you too. Billie has told me so much about you. But he never told me how beautiful you were." I said in a very kind tone.

Adrienne smiled at Billie. "You need to go get dressed." Then she looked at me. Billie went up stairs.

"Are you coming with us?"

"Yeah, I believe Billie said Tré, yeah, I'm his date."

"Me and you have the same body figure. Want to borrow one of my dresses?"

"Sure." I said cheerful.

"You wear makeup?"

"Not often."

"Want me to put some on you?"

"Sure!"

We both ran up stairs like a bunch of young teenage girls.

Before I knew it I was all dolled up and what not.
Me and Billie ran into each other in the hallway.
He was wearing this really nice black suit.

"Awwww Widdle Billie looks so handsome in his widdle suit." I cupped his face in my hands.

"Ha ha, very funny." He said sarcastically. "Have you seen yourself?"

I looked in the mirror. "WOW! I'm hot." I yelled.
I was shocked.

Billie was in stitches.

"Billie wheres your kids?" I asked.

"Adie dropped them off at my moms."

"Oh."

"Ready to meet up with Mike, Brit, and Tré?"

"Mhm."

"Come babe!" Billie called to Adrienne.

With that said we all jumped into the car. We rode for a good 30 minutes. We pulled up in front of some NICE restaurant.

Billie was talking on the phone. "You guys up here? Alright. Meet us by the door. Okay."

Then he hung up. We got out the car. Billie and Adrienne walked hand in hand.
Tré was talking to Brit. He took one look at me.
And what he said next was one of the weirdest things I've ever heard.

"YOU'RE GORGEOUS...I'd drink your bath water."

Oh Tré.