What a Fake ID Can Do

Patrick Sharp's little sister has been up to no good since heading to the UIC, also known as University of Illinois Chicago. She does basically everything Pat's teammates do, the manwhores that is. He isn't pleased, but he is secretly hoping that someday soon that it will end. And maybe, just maybe, it will end with someone he knows and actually likes?

Yes, the banner is a picture from the movie Footloose from 2011, but I thought it fit the description of this story well and the movie contains the inspiration for this story. The song, Fake ID by Big and Rich!