D.W.O.W.L

Tre was sitting on the couch and said to himself
Tre: hmmm maybe I'll go get drunk
Then a flash back popped in his head
**********************************Flashback***************************
Me: tre don't get drunk tonight ok today is a special day
Tre: national cabbage day or the day we crank burnout up real loud and nuke the bridge we torched 2000 times
Me: no it's your birthday and i want to give you your present. You can get drunk later
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Tre: i choose to get drunk
Then a devil really similar to tre popped up on his shoulder
tre: where's the angel?
Devil: he's on vaycay......now drink as much vodka as your gut can carry
Tre: fuck ya i will
*****************************2hours later***************
i came home
Me: tre!
Tre: what (drunk as hell)
I kicked him in his ass
me: happy birthday
I handed him a bottle of vodka