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Serendipity's Diary
The Apocalypse Because of Serena
Diary Entry #6
Mood: Amused
Date: More Recent But I Still Don't Know The Date
Ok, Ryan, it's time to get ready. Pack up. Kiss all your little girl friends goodbye. Plan the rapture parties. The end of the world is here! It's coming! And it's all because of Serena.
Now I know you know Serena. She's definitely not the type of girl you would pay attention to, but she's still something special. In fact, that's why she's special. She's smart, she's funny, and she's not afraid to let loose.
Serena suffers from OPMS: Over Protective Mother Syndrome. I don't blame her. I too once suffered from the exact same disease. You know what I did? I grew up, started to think for myself. Thank God that Serena's starting to do the same. I have no doubt that she always had the ability. (OPMS is not to be confused with PMS. PMS is an excuse to be a bitch. OPMS is a reason to be. And yet, Serena is the sweetest, most down-to-earth girl you will ever meet. I was not so lucky.)
But now I'm worried for her. I think she's going crazy. She's going to cause the apocalypse and here's the signs:
1) She's getting all opinionated. I think she nearly fought me the other day. She wouldn't let me speak! I like her that way.
2) She heard me curse the other day and DIDN'T SAY A THING!!! This is off-the-charts crazy for Rena!!!
3) SHE... HAS... A... CRUSH!!!
Serena really likes some guy and has for a while. I don't know if I should call her a hypocrite or not, but I'm proud of her.
She says her teenage years are ruining her guy-hating. I told her that she should join the teenager side, because we have drugs and alcohol. That was definitely a joke made in poor taste. Serena says that she doesn't want to because we don't have cookies. That's Rena for you.
But what should happen to sweet little Serena? He likes someone else. By her words, he is "totally obsessed" with her. Sound familiar? Yet she still told him how she felt! He knows!
Serena remains his friend. She can stand to talk to this guy through emails and I can't even talk to you in person! Serena's got nerve, the nerve I'll never have.
I think we should all just sit back and enjoy Serena's apocalypse.
Searching for Serendipity,
Ryder
Mood: Amused
Date: More Recent But I Still Don't Know The Date
Ok, Ryan, it's time to get ready. Pack up. Kiss all your little girl friends goodbye. Plan the rapture parties. The end of the world is here! It's coming! And it's all because of Serena.
Now I know you know Serena. She's definitely not the type of girl you would pay attention to, but she's still something special. In fact, that's why she's special. She's smart, she's funny, and she's not afraid to let loose.
Serena suffers from OPMS: Over Protective Mother Syndrome. I don't blame her. I too once suffered from the exact same disease. You know what I did? I grew up, started to think for myself. Thank God that Serena's starting to do the same. I have no doubt that she always had the ability. (OPMS is not to be confused with PMS. PMS is an excuse to be a bitch. OPMS is a reason to be. And yet, Serena is the sweetest, most down-to-earth girl you will ever meet. I was not so lucky.)
But now I'm worried for her. I think she's going crazy. She's going to cause the apocalypse and here's the signs:
1) She's getting all opinionated. I think she nearly fought me the other day. She wouldn't let me speak! I like her that way.
2) She heard me curse the other day and DIDN'T SAY A THING!!! This is off-the-charts crazy for Rena!!!
3) SHE... HAS... A... CRUSH!!!
Serena really likes some guy and has for a while. I don't know if I should call her a hypocrite or not, but I'm proud of her.
She says her teenage years are ruining her guy-hating. I told her that she should join the teenager side, because we have drugs and alcohol. That was definitely a joke made in poor taste. Serena says that she doesn't want to because we don't have cookies. That's Rena for you.
But what should happen to sweet little Serena? He likes someone else. By her words, he is "totally obsessed" with her. Sound familiar? Yet she still told him how she felt! He knows!
Serena remains his friend. She can stand to talk to this guy through emails and I can't even talk to you in person! Serena's got nerve, the nerve I'll never have.
I think we should all just sit back and enjoy Serena's apocalypse.
Searching for Serendipity,
Ryder
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