Spirit Animals

Aero:What!?...... Wait, I can talk. And, hey! Why am I a dog?
Blacky: Dude, at least you've got feet. I'm a god damn bat!
Panda: Ha! Ha! Fits you good!
Blacky: Shut up, you god damn bear! Your more white than before!
Panda: Hey! Pandas are cute animals. You naked winged blood sucker!
Jayjay: Hey! He is still sexy!
Blacky: Black cats look good too.
Jayjay: Tee hee -smiles-
- Neko walks forward and stands on her hind legs-
Neko: So let me get this straight. Im a ferret. Aero is a dog. Panda is a panda.
Panda: yay!
Neko: Umm...Ok let me continue. Jayjay is a cat
Jayjay: A sexy cat.
Neko: A sexy.....cat. And Darius is a bat. So where is Sam?
Sam: Im right here. -She crawls out from behind a brick wall- Dont laugh! -Sam was a tiny little hamster-
Panda: Aww! Your sooo cute! - panda tried to grab for her but she moved.
Neko: If you grab her the way she is now youll squish her.
Panda: but Im a baby panda, no bigger than a puppy...
Sam: But your a giant to me.
Blacky: Ha!Ha! Now you cant even touch Sam.
Panda: Shut up! Arent bats nocturnal anyway...
Blacky: .... Oh shit....! - he knocks unconcious, but jayjay catches him on her back-
Panda: You shouldnt have caught him...
Aero: Arf! Arf!
-Everyone looks at Aero. He is chasing his tail-
Neko: What the hell, man!!
Aero: I cant help it. My animal instics are kicking in. Look.- He raises one leg over a bush and starts peeing
Panda: Eww! Really! Your going to right in front of us!?
Jayjay: -Cocks head- So thats what it looks like when you mark your territory....
Sam: Eww! Aero cover it up!
Announcement speaker: Students now that you're animals, you must go to the forest until you turn human until you turn human again. Thank you.
Neko: Damn, that sucks. I dont wanna go!
Panda: Come on. We got to go anyway
Aero: Aww.... I wasnt done marking my territory. - Walks with his tail between his legs-
- We all walk to the forest-