Baby, I'm a Million.

It was always so awkward to see Ferris smoke a joint. Not that he was bad at it, I just never thought he'd ever smoke. Seeing Cameron smoke is even more awkward. He's kind of bad at it. I think with a bit more practice, he'd be a lot better.

Too bad his parents are religious conservatives.

Bender made us laugh and was generally nice. We all decided to get a burger from A&W; Bender decided to get the fuck out of there before people noticed him. I bought a few grams off him before he left.

This time, Ferris sat next to Avery and Cameron set next to me. I wonder what Sloane would be thinking right now if she saw us. Lately, she's been hanging out a lot with Claire. It was weird. She sometimes even blew off Ferris to go hang out with the rich prep and her goons.

"Unfair man! The way Sloane treats me! I'm sick of it! I'm breaking up with her tomorrow!" Ferris shouted in the booth.

Cameron looked at him, mouth agape. Avery gave him a quizzical look. My face must have been priceless.

"What's gotten into you Ferris?" I asked.

"You see how she is, Nancy. You know I'm not lying, right?" he looked at me with a sad face.

Our burgers arrived shortly after we noticed Sloane was seated in the booth behind us...