Dear Mr. President,
Dear Dante the ***hole,
You suck. You absolutely suck. You're an evil little guy, you know that?
Do you know how long it took me to translate all of that? If one of us should hate the other, it should be me hating you. You little shit.
So this is what I got…let me know if I messed anything up.
Dear Rae,
Yes I can write in Elvish.
And I fucking hate you.
But I do trust you.
For some stupid reason.
So I’ll let you read something.
Are you opposed to reading sex?
Dante
Then the next part:
P.S.
It’s spelled sci fi not syfy
P.P.S.
Game of Thrones is fantasy not sci fi
Then you being a dick with that note you taped to my locker:
Rae,
No
Dante
Seriously, you fucking suck for making me have to do that.
But no, I’m not opposed to reading sex scenes. I happen to read them quite often anyways, so why the hell not? What book series is it about? Well, I guess I’ll find out when you give it to me. I’m guessing that’s what my next letter is going to be? I mean, feel free to write a letter too, but I really want to read something of yours, so please don’t leave me hanging.
Also, please stop writing to me in Elvish. I can translate it now and it’s super cool and all, but come on man. Enough is enough. Please.
As always,
Rae
Do you know how long it took me to translate all of that? If one of us should hate the other, it should be me hating you. You little shit.
So this is what I got…let me know if I messed anything up.
Dear Rae,
Yes I can write in Elvish.
And I fucking hate you.
But I do trust you.
For some stupid reason.
So I’ll let you read something.
Are you opposed to reading sex?
Dante
Then the next part:
P.S.
It’s spelled sci fi not syfy
P.P.S.
Game of Thrones is fantasy not sci fi
Then you being a dick with that note you taped to my locker:
Rae,
No
Dante
Seriously, you fucking suck for making me have to do that.
But no, I’m not opposed to reading sex scenes. I happen to read them quite often anyways, so why the hell not? What book series is it about? Well, I guess I’ll find out when you give it to me. I’m guessing that’s what my next letter is going to be? I mean, feel free to write a letter too, but I really want to read something of yours, so please don’t leave me hanging.
Also, please stop writing to me in Elvish. I can translate it now and it’s super cool and all, but come on man. Enough is enough. Please.
As always,
Rae
♠ ♠ ♠
Okay, there we go.Translations by Rae.
Also, it was super fun learning Elvish and writing all that out.
And pretty easy too.
But anyways, there's an obvious taste of how big a nerd Dante actually can be, and that'll be elaborated on a LOT more later on.
So now I'm off to go write Dante's fanfiction