Dear Mr. President,

Rae,

Yeah, you don’t even get a “dear” out of me anymore.

What the actual hell? What the fuck kind of response was that? I basically tell you that I hate you and you go ahead and pour your little heart out to me?

Boo-hoo, my name’s Rae and my life is so hard. Everyone loves me and I’m so popular and it’s so hard to deal with because I’m a little pussy bitch.

Shut up already dude.

If that letter was supposed to make me feel bad for you, tough luck, but it didn’t. I don’t know who you think you are, complaining about your life. Trust me, you ain’t got shit on my life, bro. So don’t even bother with you sob story. I don’t want to hear it.

-Dante

ps. what the fuck does ‘gladly’ mean?
pps. who the hell actually writes out a fucking winky face?