Status: In progress.

Secrets Are Full of Surprises

Happy Birthday

Michael's POV.

My kids are eight years old today. Eight years old. Wow. They really do grow up fast. And Skyler, who is now 27, is a month pregant with our third and final child. My life is abosoultly perfect.

"I feel old!" Zach whines.

"Why?" Rain asks with interest.

"'Cause I'm almost 32!"

"I'm already 32 with now eight year old Twins and another kid on the way. If anyone should feel old, it should be me!"

"Eh." Zach shrugs. "So, how do you guys feel? Your now eight."

"The same." Kirsta replies in a dull voice.

"I have more swag now!" Rain exclaims happily.

"Not as much as me." I tell my son.

"I never will have as much as you."

I ruffle his hair.

Zach opens his mouth to speak, but Sky stops him.

"DON'T! Don't talk or say You-Know-Who's name!" She exclaims.

You-Know-Who is not Voldemort. It's Cameron. We find it best to not say his name around Zach.

"Can we have cake soon?" Kirsta asks.

"Any time now." I reply.

"Really? Cake right after lunch?" Zach asks.

"YUP!" Rain yells.

"Nice." Zach says.
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At ten PM, my wife and our kids are hiding behind furnature beacuse of Zach. He's telling horrafing ghost stories that can make people pee thier pants. Yes, ghost stories on a birthday. We're very werid. And the faces Zach makes are really scary too.

So while they are hiding, I'm on the couch, listing and watching Zach with huge eyes.

"And then she DIED! Just like that! BAM!" Zach finshes dramatically.

"NEVER AGAIN ZACH!" Sky yells.

He laughs evily.

"Come on kids. Bed time." Skyler declares.

"But Mom, we can't go to sleep with those stories in our heads!"

"I'll read you some nice stories."

"Okay."

The Twins hug us goodnight and trop up to bed, Sky behind them.
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*Me: Looking at my stories. Reads that it's been five days since I updated SAFOS. Faints. Wakes up and starts beating myslef up* It's been five days?! I'm soo sorry guys! And then when I do finally update, it's a short, stupid boring chapter! I don't know what's gotten into me! I just don't feel like updating or going on-line now-a-days. I don't know why! I'm sooo sorry!! To try and make it up, one more chapter today!! I'm sooo sorry guys!! <3 :)