Born Difficult

They should've known when I was born I would be difficult. I was breech in the womb, as to say I was upside down, sitting in a ball with my feet and butt where my head should've been. They took my Binky away to early, I turned to suck my thumb. Turned blue and purple after a startling case of pneumonia at 6 months, guess they figured out then I'd be the artist...