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22 ways to drive a Vampire Completely Insane

Darcy, and her best friend Billie make it their life's mission to drive the vampire boy, Ben, who lives next door, completely insane.. This is their guide if anyone else happens to want to drive a vampire completely insane.

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This isn't a classic fall in love blah blah... it's hilarious and the most popular story of mine on Quizilla by far.
  1. Poke him with a spork, '' just to be sure he's sti
    Darcy see's the boy next door... and notices something rather... strange about him.. dun dun dun!
  2. Knee him in the groin,'' just to see if it still h
    Darcy finds yet another way to drive the poor vampire insane.
  3. Show him that crazy is just normal--- backwards
    Darcy and Billie decide to take their new target, toothy as they like to call him, and treat him like a feather.... from a bird that was shot with a shotgun.
  4. Ketchup! Mustard! Lap Dances! Oh My!
    Next chapter in the tale of two girls trying to drive a poor vampire crazy