Status: because, obvs, nutella makes the world go round.
Nutella
Fifteen year old Iliana Mayv-Fyre is your average teenaged girl.
She goes to Westview High, flunks Math and likes skateboarding down the park. Iliana also has a tabby cat that she likes to call Mr. Tobylikous, or Toby for short.
Her father dotes on her and her mother, well, her mother is kind of a dragon lady.
No, really. Her mother has dragon fire in her veins.
With a sister-in-law that insists her cat be skinned and eaten for supper, a menopausal dragon mother suffering from empty nest syndrome and a father whose ears are too pointy to be truly considered 'normal,' Iliana also has to struggle through her relationship with a boyfriend who bores her, stupid remedial Mathematics and her impending arranged marriage to a smart ass kid whose lifestyle gives new meaning to the word Leech.
Did I mention that she's also on the verge of making the man of her dreams - sexy senior Talor Olan - fall in love with her?
Gives a whole new meaning to FML this story does.
A whole new meaning.
She goes to Westview High, flunks Math and likes skateboarding down the park. Iliana also has a tabby cat that she likes to call Mr. Tobylikous, or Toby for short.
Her father dotes on her and her mother, well, her mother is kind of a dragon lady.
No, really. Her mother has dragon fire in her veins.
With a sister-in-law that insists her cat be skinned and eaten for supper, a menopausal dragon mother suffering from empty nest syndrome and a father whose ears are too pointy to be truly considered 'normal,' Iliana also has to struggle through her relationship with a boyfriend who bores her, stupid remedial Mathematics and her impending arranged marriage to a smart ass kid whose lifestyle gives new meaning to the word Leech.
Did I mention that she's also on the verge of making the man of her dreams - sexy senior Talor Olan - fall in love with her?
Gives a whole new meaning to FML this story does.
A whole new meaning.