Static Electricity: the true story

So my Dumb Science program practically ordered me to write this.
And there were no rules saying it couldn't be a subjective view...

The Alex thing will only be gotten by people who've read chapters of the story I am now writing, those people being my sister and only my sister..

I'm doing biology this year...I wonder if I'll have to write a report when I get to the "sexual reproduction" unit...lol