Baby I'll Be Your Frankenstine

Its been two days and Gee is pretty much over his cold. He's been staying in his room a lot.

"Gee?" I whisper as i open his door.

"Fffffrrrraaaannnkkkkiiiieee!!!!" He slurred.

"Gee, you're drunk."

"Yeeaaahhhh Aiiiiii knooowwwwww!!"

He smells like vodka and sweat.

"Geez Gee, you're so sloppy," I murmur.

"Lidia, Claudia, I think Gee's screwed again!!" I call.

"Shake it once, that's fine. Shake it twice, that's OK! Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself, again!!"He sings drunkenly while shaking his hips. I think he totally got screwed!

"Make the voices stop!!!" He screams.

"What voices Gee?" I ask while stifling a laugh.

Claudia and Lidia walk in.

"Gerard!!!" The both yell.

"Whaaaatttt?"

Gerard pulls away from us and pukes.

"No Gee, not on the carpet!" Lidia gasps.

"What am I a dog!?"

*Twenty minutes later*

Gerard runs out with a hula skirt and boxers that say "Neco Romance" and totaly sings in a horrible drunk voice:

"Luau!
If you're hungry
for a hunk of fat
and juicy meat
eat my buddy
Pumbaa here
because he is a treat.
Come on down
and dine
on this tasty swine
all you have to
do is get in line.
Aaaare you achin'
foooor some
bacon?
Heeee's a big pig
You could be a
big pig too!
Oy! "

Mikey walks in.

"I don't even wanna know what's going on..." he says with an Anime sweat drop.

"Is this some Gay dance you do to each other?" He asks.

"Nooo, Aiii wanna hula!!"

"There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don’t got a lot to say
But there’s something about her
And you don’t know why
But you’re dying to try
You wanna kiss the Frank

Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
It’s possible she wants you, too
There is one way to ask her
It don’t take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the Frank

Sing with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my
Look at the boy too shy
He ain’t gonna kiss the Frank
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Ain’t that sad
Ain’t it shame, too bad
You gonna miss the Frank

Now’s your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy, you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don’t say a word
And she won’t say a word
Until you kiss the Frank

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the Frank
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t stop now
Don’t try to hide it how
You wanna kiss the Frank
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Float along
Listen to the song
The song say kiss the Frank
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Music play
Do what the music say
You wanna kiss the Frank

You’ve got to kiss the Frank
Why don’t you kiss the Frank
You gotta kiss the Frank
Go on and kiss the Frank!"

Lidia looks at Gee with absolute horror. She hates that song.

"Woah, Aiiii'mmmmm Feeellliiinnnngg Kinnnddddaaaaahhhhh...." Gerard slurred before passing out on the floor.