Status: Just started! Woot woot! *dances*

Why My Life Sucks

'Sup! Name's Alexandra. Call me Alex! I'm not saying that to be friendly. I really mean, You better call me Alex!

Anyway, i'm a not completly ugly 16 year old with great friends, a some what unbearable family, and killer skills in football, hockey, swimming, boxing, and taekwondo. That pretty much means I can take you literally anywhere at any time! Want some competition? Prepare to be slaughtered!

Anyway, wow, have you noticed I say "anyway" alot? I'm so annoying. Anyway, crap, I did it again. Oh well, moving on, you'd think I have the most amazing life ever- well, you'd think that if you hadn't read my title and new me for reals! Yes, I say "for reals," get over it!

Anyway, contrary to popular belief, my life sucks turkey elbow! I wouldn't say I hate it, but I wouldn't say I love it. This book will give you all the reasons why my life sucks. Read responsibly! That means don't go off at the mouth about my personal life unless you wanna die. Got it? Good! Have a lovely day!