Like Fire and Ice

A guaridan phoenix wasn't the greatest job in the world. Especially if you're fuse was as short as the hulks. And if the two people you're created to guard are the two most death pron people in the world, it makes your job so much harder. Not to mention that if you're mated with one of the most ignorant, volatile, self-centered man who doesn't play well with others.

Then there's the fact that theres a Asguardian God trying to take over the world.

Fan-Fucking-Tastic.

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I own nothing except for Phoenix. Don't Steal.