To die or not to die, that is the question a vampire always has

After I finished building my Vamgo set and read my BLOOD DIGEST mag a couple of times I got bored and dicided to go on a trip to the mortal world. When I got there I found my self looking at the most beutifull girl in the world.
"Hi" she said
"Hi" I said
I was so caught up looking at her that I didnt even noticeds when she extended her hand.
"Oh...sorry" I said.
Suddenly a great headache came over me and I could hardly stand strate. She came over to me and asked me if I was okay, and as I was responding I saw what was causing my shortness of breath... she had a bag that contained garlic.
"Im sorry, I havent been feeling so hot leatly" I apoligesed
"But you sure as hell look hot"
"What??.."
A very awkward silence followed those words
"Look I know it's problably going to fast but could you give me you're cell phone number so I can call you back?" I asked instanly feeling like a total idiot.
She was blinking really fast and said
"Sure, here" and as she said that she pulled out a little label with her number on it
"You're a prepared girl"
"Yeah... well good bye" Then she leaned forward and kissed me in the cheak.
I nearly fanted right there and then.
"Bye" I answerd hassiliy, lost in that great moment.
After she had crossed a corner I started feeling beter and starte jumping up and down yelling;
"YES,YES A HOT GIRL LIKES ME...WHOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"