Sequel: Put Your Flowers Down
Status: THIS STORY IS OVER? Wow! Thank all of you guys so much for your support, hope to see you at the sequel!

Never Lost a War

Alex just looks confused. "But.. how?" He says, and he almost looks devastated, actually, like he sees it as a terrible crime against humanity that Jack's never gotten laid, which is a little flattering, at least.

Alex, Jack and the gang attend college- in which there is drinking, girls who think Jack could be a 'good friend', girls who think Jack's an asshole, Zack thinks psychology majors are pretentious and likes girls who wear leather pants, more drinking, and Jack still can't manage to lose his virginity, even though Alex is pretty sure he could help him with that, anyway.

R for language, generally hormonal teenage boys, and probably eventually sex (which I'll move the rating up for if necessary). A post on tumblr that said "plot twist: Jack Barakat is a virgin" actually spurred this whole thing on- Silly me decided to make something out of it. Pairing is Jalex eventually, but until then it's Jack/Damn Near Everyone.