Meet Me at the Telephone

Okay so after realizing that I completely suck and "trying" to use British slang for the boys it's almost embarrassing because I have no idea on what the hell I'm typing half the time and I don't have time to spend an hour on the Internet looking at dictionaries and watching videos...

It's getting to the point that I'm just going to not use any British terms because I've never been anywhere other than niagra falls on the Canadian side and I'm from the west coast in the United States.

Should I continue to try or give up?