Status: I need to edit again. I'm not very good at that. But otherwise it's complete.
The Busty Muggle Women, the Fire Whiskey, and the Towel
Teddy, Fred, and James break out the fire whiskey and trouble follows.
To my Dearest, Darlingest Elphie, without whom I would have no need to drink so much Fire Whiskey
Also, I’m not intelligent enough to come up with these characters or anything. Most of this is all property of a Ms. J.K. Rowling who is so kindly allowing me, amongst others, to borrow and shape her magical world into something, if possible, even more magical just because it’s no longer words on a page, it’s our world.
To my Dearest, Darlingest Elphie, without whom I would have no need to drink so much Fire Whiskey
Also, I’m not intelligent enough to come up with these characters or anything. Most of this is all property of a Ms. J.K. Rowling who is so kindly allowing me, amongst others, to borrow and shape her magical world into something, if possible, even more magical just because it’s no longer words on a page, it’s our world.