Hum Hallelujah Petey.You're gonna need to.
Pete Wentz - The Human God
"Hey Ashley, will you pass me my guyliner?" said Pete Wentz admiring himself in the mirror
"Sure honey, as long as you buy some more MALE VARNISH!" Ashley laughed throwing Pete the guyliner.
Pete glanced at his watch.
"Ashley, i'm gonna have to go now to a photoshoot. I can't miss camera whoring for the world!" Pete said putting his jacket on and opening the door
"Of course Petey, good luck!"
And as Pete shut the door, Ashley could have sworn she heard Hemmingway mutter 'Poser'. But she thought better of it. Hemmingway is a dog. (:
As soon as Pete stepped outside, he was instantly greeted by his adoring fans.
"Of course I'm hotter than Patrick!" he shouted to them.
Pete stepped into his awating Limo and blew a kiss to all the screaming girls outside, 5 of which, fainted.
"Sure honey, as long as you buy some more MALE VARNISH!" Ashley laughed throwing Pete the guyliner.
Pete glanced at his watch.
"Ashley, i'm gonna have to go now to a photoshoot. I can't miss camera whoring for the world!" Pete said putting his jacket on and opening the door
"Of course Petey, good luck!"
And as Pete shut the door, Ashley could have sworn she heard Hemmingway mutter 'Poser'. But she thought better of it. Hemmingway is a dog. (:
As soon as Pete stepped outside, he was instantly greeted by his adoring fans.
"Of course I'm hotter than Patrick!" he shouted to them.
Pete stepped into his awating Limo and blew a kiss to all the screaming girls outside, 5 of which, fainted.
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Sfee helped me a lot with this =D And yeah, i know it's the shortest chapter in the history of short chapters... but i will write more XD