Ghost Hunting for Dummies

For emergencies, press one.
For queries on magical creatures, press two.
For queries on vampires, press three.
For queries on skinchangers, press four.
For queries on woodland beings, press five.
For queries on aerial beings, press six.
For queries on aquaous beings, press seven.
For queries on ghosts, press eight.
For queries on unlisted beings, press nine.
For queries on occupations, we’re not hiring.