The Girl Who Draws Monsters.

The Doctor was flung onto the stairs, he could hear River now – telling him to use the stabilisers. But they were boring! No fun without being thrown around a time travelling spaceship every once in a while, eh? Though he still had no idea where he was going, as usual he was being taken to where he needed to go. The TARDIS landed with a crash but The Doctor wasn’t fazed, he stood up and ran straight for the door wondering where he could be...anywhere in the world, anywhere in the galaxy, anywhere in the universe...

And he was in modern day Britain, smack bang in the middle of a rose garden.