Lady Grinning Soul.

Scar Tissue.

The concert was far more exciting than I thought it would be. Stefani and I tripped balls the whole way through, thanks to Jake. Astonishingly, I met up with Joan and my beloved Cherie. Cherie and I met with a passionate kiss. Joan introduced herself to my older sister.

Jake seemed jealous that I was paying more attention to this other girl. He left about twenty minutes into the show, telling my sister that we'd have to hitchhike back.

Cherie invited us backstage. David Bowie was glorified by us girls. Backstage is where I first drew blood and felt ecstasy.