The Last Song You'll Ever Hear

“Alanie? So you were the one at the bar,” says Jiraiya.

“Your quick for a pervert… cough not cough,” I say and role my eyes.

“Too many people have intervened. Lets go,” says Itachi.

I turn and feel Sasuke passed out, sliding down the wall.

“Toad Stomach Jutsu!” yelled Jiraiya.

Pink fleshy walls come around us and I felt Sasuke being sucked into it.

“Eww,” I say.

I hear an explosion and hear Kisame yelling at me.

“Come on Alanie!”

“Hold on.”

“Come on brat!”

“Shut your shark pie hole and hold on!”

I walk over to where Sasuke was. Half his body was still not sucked in yet… once again… ewww! I saw his eyes half open and I whisper to him.

“Remember this well because it may not happen again.”

I press his lips to mine. Even through half passed out I could feel his sudden shock. I sent my chakra through his lips and see onyx eyes, black hair, a hair-do that reminded me of the feathers on a parakeet’s head, and a depressed angry face. But not right now more of an ‘oh my god I’m kissing a older girl!’. I pull away and turn to my team.

“Ok. Now we can go. Bye Jiraiya! Bye Naruto-“

“Is your real name Alanie?” Naruto quickly asks.

“Yes.”

“Why didn’t you tell me your real name?”

I smirk and laugh lightly.

“Ask your Hokage,” I say and turn to leave.

“He's dead. Orochimaru killed him but with a price-“

“Ah. So Orochimaru killed the Hokage and he lost him arms. So now he can't do any jutsu’s, right?” I say cutting Naruto off.

“You knew it was going to happen!?” he yelled.

I turn slightly to where only half my face was showing.

“Yea. I was there when Orochimaru was the Kazekage, when he and the Hokage talked, and when he asked me to help.”

“You didn’t help!?”

Naruto is now very angry.

“Nope. I didn’t. I had to meat up with Deidara,” I laugh and walk away.

“I’ll kill you Alanie! I promise! I never break my promises!”

I glare at him for a while until Itachi reminds me to leave. As we run back to the hid out, Kisame starts asking questions.

“What the hell was that!? Do you have a thing for the kid?! Eww! Rape!”

“Kisame! Shut the fuck up! The only way for me to see someone else’s face is to send chakra through my lips to there’s,” I say.

“Oh.”

“How do you know Jiraiya and Naruto,” said Itachi.

“Jiraiya, I met at a sake bar and he tried to put me into one of his books and Naruto I met at a ramen bar. And Naruto… well… stuck onto me when I didn’t want him to,” I explain.

“Get unattached,” he demanded.

I smirk and run next to him.

“Your jealous.”

He looks at me through the corner of his eye.

“Because I kissed your little brother instead of you.”

He looks away and walks ahead of me.

“Foolishness,” he says.

“Stop,” I sing.

He stops, just as my singing ended and I go up to his face.

“Jealous boy,” I say and kiss his cheek. (hehe sorry to all Itachi fans.)

Ok. A lot of things happened at this point so read carefully. Itachi is most likely showing emotion right now. Like a ‘what the fuck just happened?’ or a “ok… now where are the gates of hell?’. Kisame just fell in amusement and is laughing his ass off or he is choking on his own air and has a ‘what the fuck!?’ look on his face. And I am rubbing my lips thinking ‘eww! What does he wash his face with? Grease?’

“Ohh my god! I am so glade she didn’t do that to me,” says a hysterical Kisame.

I’m so going to embarrass his ass.

I take a breath to sing and my hair rises.

*Barbie Girl by Aqua*

Hi Barbie
Hi Ken
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken
Jump In...

I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, that is your creation.

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!

I´m a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world,
Dress me up, make it tight, I´m your darling.
You are my doll, rock´n´roll, feel the glamouring thing,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky.

You can touch, you can play, if you say "I´m always
yours"
uu-oohuh..

I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, that is your creation.

***

Itachi is now holding back his laugh... very well too. And Kisame is yelling.

“What the fuck did I do?! What did she do to me!?”

I just put on my innocent face and voice.

“Oh nothing Kisame-kun,” I say and skip ahead of them.