Bag Face Man

Dear Diary,

I’m so fucking mad right now it’s not even funny. My mom was sick yesterday but it was like a common cold thing. But today, she’s so sick it’s horrible. She can barely get out of the bed. She can barely talk. I tried to talk to her earlier and tell her to go to the doctor but she said she’s too weak and she’s going to wait until my dad comes home. There’s only one thing I can think of that explains why she’s so sick because I don’t remember her saying anything about a sick person at her job or something. And my mom almost never gets sick. Her immune system is like steel. When I left her room, I got the chills so bad it was like I had hypothermia. I went to my bathroom and gagged over the toilet but nothing would come out. So I took a shower so that it was really hot but I still felt horrible. After I lied in my bed for a long time, I decided to write about it. I’ve been waiting for that mother fucking bag asshole to show up but it’s like he’s bitching out or something. I want to kill him… He’s here.