Dogs

“I want a dog.”

“No.”

The argument isn’t uncommon; Frank wants a dog and Gerard doesn’t, says that the hairs would get everywhere and never leave. He also makes the very valid argument that dogs cost money, something that neither of them really have.

But Frank always says that he needs a dog, needs something to cuddle up to on the couch.

Which is always why Gerard acts as his personal teddy bear for a few days after each dog argument. Which is why Frank keeps starting them.

After all, the only thing better than a dog is a Gerard.