Pain

Cheeseburger

Zacky:
I just ate mushy waffles... why?

Well, I guess it makes some sense... I can’t open my mouth that far, damn Syn’s nice. But, what I am I gonna do for lunch?

~Time Elapse~

Syn:
Damn today's boring, why'd Zacky get his lip pierced anyway? We're just sitting here watching TV. I want my guitar... But I can't leave him and all he has is left handed guitars.

Zacky:
I look at Syn who's looking at one of my guitars like it's a bug or something, "Uh... Syn?"

He snaps his attention to me, "Yeah?"

I didn't have anything planned to say after I said his name, "I want a burger."

Damn that was random, but I really do want a burger, a cheeseburger with extra pickles... I'm gonna start drooling.

"You want a what?"

If I open my mouth spit might come out, but what the hell, "I want a cheeseburger."

Oh my god, I'm drooling! Syn looks like he's about to fall over laughing.

"I couldn't help it, you're just so damn hot!"

Syn smiles sexily at me, "Really?"

I nod, I have no words at the moment. He leans in and I lean towards him... then he pulls away. Why? What'd I do?

He looks upset, "It might hurt your lip."

Damnit!

"I still want a cheeseburger."

He smiles at me, "Okay, I'll go get you one, but how do you plan on eating it?"

What? I eat it, how else, "Like this!" I hold up an imaginary burger and make a noise like I'm eating, "Then I ask you if you like sea food."

Syn rolls his eyes and gets up, "I'll be back, but I'm stopping by my place to get a few things."

I walk him to the door, right before he opens the door I wrap my arms around him.

He stops and hugs me back, "I'm coming back."

"I know, but I wanted a hug."

~Time Elapse: Five minutes~

Damnit, where's Syn? It's been forever... or five minutes... GAHHH!!!

Well, whatever I can wait, no big deal... damnit it's only been six minutes!

I pick up my guitar and start playing any old random song, turns out to be Sweet Child O' Mine, then that morphs into me goofing off on the higher notes which turns into me playing some song that sounds like it should be played on the ukulele. Hehe, that was funny sounding yet awesome at the same time! I should somehow work into one of our next songs.

"That was cool."

Oh, shit who said that!? I jump and Syn starts laughing.

"Did I scare you?" He says it in a patronizing baby voice.

"Shut up asshole!"

He laughs and throws me a bag. Yes, it's my cheeseburger! I open it up and take a bite, then groan... I can't eat it... it hurts. I frown and just as I have decided to give it to Syn, he comes in with a plate, knife and fork. He cuts it up and hands it back. I love this man with all my heart.

"You wanna use the fork or your hands?"

"Hands."

He smiles and takes the fork and knife back to the kitchen.

So, I start eating and he comes back in with a his food, a small side salad and what looks like a chicken sandwich. He sits beside me, so I yell, "Synyster Fucking Gates, I fucking love you!"

He smiles, "I love you, too."