If You Can't Hang, Then There's the Door

"You two definetly cheated!" Jesse yelled for the hundredth time. Its been three days since me and Justin wiped the floor with him and Kellin, and Today was the day we got to take out shots.

"We didn't cheat at all! you guys are just HORRIBLE bowlers" I shrugged and high fived Justin who was loading our paintball guns.

"No your cheaters" Jesse said loudly as him and Kellin stood side by side behind my Bakery in the open field behind it. Kellin was so nervous he was shaking and couldn't form words, he just watched Justin intently, with horror in his eyes.

"Just take your punishment, you all lost fair and square" Gabe said laughing hysterically as he filmed the moment from his iPhone.

To make the whole ordeal more embarrassing, they were both forced to wear nothing but their boxers, Kellin was sporting a pair of blue hanes boxers, he also had a beanie on his head, and Jesse had on a pair of boxers with red hearts all over them. It was quite a sight.

"I like your choice in underwear this morning Jesse!" Justin yelled over to him. He just stood there proudly ready to except his paintball shots. Kellin had his arms crossed and was nervously pacing from side to side.

"Okay remember the rules." I shouted as gabe walked over to me and introduced me as Kellins ruthless girlfriend video taping me with commentary before I laid out the rules on film.

"Rule one- The losers must state how they lost and why they are in their underwear" I said laughing walking up to Kellin.

"FINE! Scarlett and Justin Beat me and Jesse at a game of bowling, by ONE lucky ass strike by Scarlett!" Kellin grunted and rolled his eyes, I kissed his cheek and he blushed.

"Now why are you in your underwear?" Justin prompted Jesse.

"Because I bet Scarlett later that night, that I could do more shots of Jack then her, and I was wrong..." He said sadly, you could tell his ego was bruised. He got out drank by a girl half his size.

"Rule number two! We shoot from no CLOSER than forty five feet." I stated as Kellin shivered.

"Please no!" Kellin whimpered giving me his big blue eyes.

"Those are the rules, Now the third and FINAL rule, No shooting the FACE, or the private areas, Me and justin each get five shots total to distributed to both losers however we please." I stated handing each kellin and Jesse a cup for their privates and shielded masks for their faces, they both awkwardly put the cups on as Gabe filmed and they slid the glasses on laughing at each other. They looked ridiculous.

"I want to go first." Justin shouted and got into position he stood dead center to both of them Kellin's face flushed ad he closed one eye and peaked at justin with the other squinting his nose, Jesse doing the same.

Justin shot Jesse first right on his left peck. Jesse cursed and jumped around in pain. Justin then shot kellin right in the thigh, causing him to crumple to the ground and hold his thigh dramatically. I couldn't help but laugh. Justin then fired two quick shots into Jess's arm then his shin. He yelled 'fuck you' and flipped justin off as he fell on his back in pain. Justin aimed his last shot at kellin and got him right in his left arm. He took it better then I expected and simply flipped justin off.

"Ok Baby bring it on!" Kellin yelled, suddenly feeling more confident.

"Prepare yourself" I said raising an eyebrow, I had amazing aim. Gabe got in my face with his video as I took aim right at kellin.

I fired a shot directly at his right shoulder, I hit him dead center and he grabbed at it instantly, getting bright green paint all over his hands. I then aimed at Jesse, I made him turn around by twirling my finger and shot him directly on the left ass cheek and in his calf simultaneously. He bounced around frantically holding his ass and causing everyone to laugh hysterically. I then shot Kellin right on his left barefoot and he raised his knee to his chest and hopped around on one foot cussing loudly. My last shot was right to Kellins chest and he fell to the ground dramatically like he had dies a horrible death. I smiled and handed my gun to justin who was still laughing at Jesse who didn't know what to do with himself.

Kellin, and Jesse walked over to us a colorful mess of green and yellow paint. I couldn't help but laugh as you could see their bruises already starting to form. Kellin opened his arms and my eyes got wide as he ran after me trying to get me covered in paint, I screamed trying to get away but he tackled me to the ground and hovered over me, I was already covered in green, ruining my blue shirt and jeans. He kissed me deeply as he had me pinned down. He then whispered in my ear.

"You better make this up to me later, sweetheart" he then took his hand and ran it down my face covering my cheeks in paint. I giggled at his comment and accepted my new war paint.

"you know I will" I winked to him as he helped me up. Jack came running up to kellin with a water gun and started shooting him to get the paint off.

"you asshole! Get Jesse too!" Kellin shouted as he shot water at his face.

"They already got me bro" Jesse said walking up his hair drenched and his boxers dripping with water.

"I wont be able to sit for a week now Scar, thanks a lot" He said sarcastically then high fived me.

"Whats the high five for?" I laughed as he shrugged.

"For out drinking me and being one hell of a shot" He walked toward the bakery to get his change of clothes, along with Kellin. I smiled as the boy all walked to the shop shoving eachother and picking fights.

I was opening in five days, The guys all handed out flyers Kellin surprised me with. for days now, for hours on end they would walk the busy streets near the shopping center handing them to everyone, and asking other local businesses to hand them out. Surprisingly people took the flyers happily and told them all how excited they were to have a bakery opening up. I loved when Kellin would come home and tell me all about how happy strangers were for MY business. I blushed at the thought.

"Hey baby ready to head home?" Kellin said wrapping his arms around me and kissing my neck as I looked around the bakery one last time.

All the appliances were in place, I had finally figured out my opening menus with Kellins help, Gabe had set up the register and receipt machine, all the ingredients had came in and Jesse spent hours organizing and putting it all away with me today. We were ready to open, The boys would be leaving for tour two weeks after I opened, but until then they were all officially employees of My bakery. I was going to put help wanted signs up a few days after opening to prepare for when the boys leave. I was nervous about having employees I've never met before, but I had to do what I had to while the boys were gone.

"Yeah baby, lets go home- Ill make dinner" I smiled at him as he grinned wildly and placed a big wet kiss on my lips playfully.

"I think you should make us all some dinner!" Jesse pouted and pointed to where He had been shot.

"Fine, Ill make everyone dinner" I said laughing walking hand in hand with Kellin as everyone started the short twenty minute walk back to our apartment.

We all gathered into me and Kellins apartment, the boys all headed to the living room as I went to the kitchen. I could hear them all playing call of duty loudly. I giggled, boys will be boys. I went through the refrigerator and grabbed the six chicken breasts I had bought the other day. I boiled some water as the chicken thawed. I started making Alfredo sauce in a separate pot, when it was close to being done I started pan searing the chicken and boiling the noodles. Before I knew it I had enough chicken Alfredo to feed our entire group of misfits. They all rushed to the kitchen the second the heard the first plat hit the table. laughed as they all hugged me before sitting down.

"I hope you all like it, im sorry I couldnt make enough for everyone to have seconds, but I didnt know Id be cooking for six tonight" I laughed as they all ate happily, I poured some wine for all of them before I made my own plate.

"This is more than enough thanks Scar." Jack said thankfully and the boys all agreed by giving thumbs up.

Dinner went by slowly, we all talked about the bakery, the album coming out, and the tour. I easily had three glasses of wine in my system by time the boys left, they all bro hugged Kellin and kissed me on the cheek as the left the apartment one by one. Kellin grabbed my hand and walked me to his bedroom, which was newly cleaned and had a sweet vanilla smell in the air. I smiled at him, as he lead me to the bed and laid down with me.

"Your the greatest girlfriend on earth baby." He broke the silence as we cuddle.

"No way, I just shot you three times with paint balls. I'm a horrible girlfriend" I stated sitting up to look into his eyes.

"Hey a bet is a bet, I'm just stoked my girl can handle a bet like that" He winked and pulled me into a long kiss. I put my hand on the back of his head and ran my tongue over his lips, he opened his mouth and massaged his tongue with mine for a few minutes before we parted looking at each other hungrily.

He immedietly flipped me onto my back and kissed me from my neck down to chest, he pulled my shirt over me and undid my bra. I started unbuttoning his pants and he placed kisses on my face and took off his shirt. I slid my pants off quickly we were both just in our underwear as he stared softly down at me love in his eyes.

"Your so fucking beautiful Scarlett." He said to me and smiled as I reached up and pulled him towards me in another passionate kiss.

"I love you Kellin, your my everything" I whispered as he trailed more kisses on my neck to my breasts. He stopped briefly to smile into my skin.

His hand ran effortlessly into my underwear. I moaned at his touch, I felt myself melt into his touch, My body flowed with pure ecstasy as he slowly slid my underwear down to my feet. I kicked them off as he stopped briefly to remove his boxers, He was ready and i didn't want to wait any longer. I snatched the condom from him and quickly put it on for him. He smiled seductively in approval of what i was doing, I flipped him over and quickly put him inside me. He moaned loudly underneath me, he grabbed at my breasts as I controlled him, riding him roughly. I was moaning constantly as he thrusted upward with my movements making it deeper then i was by myself. He grabbed my hips and rolled me over so that he was now on top. I screamed his name as he pulled my hair and bit down hard on my neck. I could feel my climax creeping out of my body as he quickened his pace and thrusted harder into me.

He moaned my name as I pulled at his hair and he massaged my breasts slowing his pace as he came inside me. I panted heavily as he grabbed me and snuggled into the crook of my neck.

"I love you to Scarlett Lila Porter" He whispered kissing my cheek one last time before cleaning himself up.

"I hope that made up for today" I said laughing as he came out of the bathroom and nakedly jumped into bed next to me.

"It did" He kissed me and pulled my naked body against his.

"Im glad, goodnight baby" I smiled kissed his nose and fell asleep on his chest. My body tingling from his bare skin, I felt like I was on thin air, Kellin was perfect. We were perfect.