The Adventures of Mikey and Mr. Panda

Kitty of Doom

Mikey and Pandaman decided that jumping in a pile of horse crap was not the wisest of choices and they should probably get out. But before they could, a giant, fluffy, white, orange patched cat pranced over to them.

"Meowr rrrowry!" The giant fur on a stick said. If you don't understand catspeak, I will translate:

My name is Mikey Jr. and I am a fluffy kitty cat come to destroy you!

But Mikey and Pandadude did not understand kitty speak, so it was quite a shocker when the kitty suddenly zapped them with it's laser eyes. Luckily, Mr. Panda was wearing a laser proof vest. However, Mikey was not so lucky. He died.
When Mikey the human died, Pandaguy got all sad and depressed. He eventually killed himself and died. Too bad Mikey was actually alive.

Poor Mr. Panda!

to be continued...