Lazy Jane

TRANSCRIPT OF OFFICIAL STATEMENT BY ETHAN MARSDEN

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M: Ethan Marsden
A: Mr Marsden’s lawyer
P: Press

A: At this time we would like to make it implicitly clear that my client (.) Mr Ethan Marsden (.) has requested privacy in order to deal with the events of these past few months (2) we also strenuously deny any allegations propounded by Jane Almond, and insist that—

P: But who is Jane Almond, Mr Marsden?

A: We will not be taking any further—

M: Jane Almond is a (.) she’s a fucking joke (12) she's a liar and a thief and she (.) and she makes you love her and then she makes you hate her and then she walks away (2) and if it wasn’t for Jane Almond (2) none of this would have happened (3) Jane Almond is a fucking joke (4) no further questions

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