Marvelous Misadventures
Movie Night
"What the hell possessed you to pick this movie?" Grimmjow bellowed at Aizen in fury.
It was the weekly Espada movie night.
"I thought it was going to show me a kindred soul! A godly one!" Aizen replied in his very weak defense.
The Espada and former captains had assumed that everything was going to go the way it always did, Tosen protesting or supporting Justice, Harribel glaring at anything vaguely misogynist, Nnoitra staring at whatever nudity there was and making cracks about it, Grimmjow cursing like a drunken sailor on leave, Starrk sleeping in a chair, Szayel muttering about inferior technology, and Baraggan muttering about the decay of society.
"I thought it was going to be somethingI could relate to!" Szayel snapped, prodding his glasses further up his nose.
"Like appreciate tits as much as, fuck it, more than the next guy, but damn! This shit's just freaky!" Nnoitra spat, barely concealing his discomfort.
Courtesy of the internet, however, everything went drastically wrong.
"Young people these days! No idea what's gotten into them!" Baraggan groused from his corner.
"I concede. This is a beaming example of a lack of Justice!" Tosen agreed.
"If this is how humans treat one another, then I'm not certain that they are capable of preventing their own demise." Ulquiorra said in his ever-monotone voice.
The movie was originally supposed to be "A Series of Unfortunate Events".
Starrk, awake for once, looked sick to the stomach.
At the last moment, however, Aizen had been perusing the interwebs, when he came across a shining review for the movie they were currently viewing.
Zommari gave a shudder at seeing the latest image on the screen. "It would appear that I will need armor for my mind as well!"
"Stop!" "This is wrong!" "Very, very wrong!" Aaroniero's dual heads bellowed from their tank.
"I don't think I ever wanna eat nothin' again!" Yammy whined , hiding his eyes.
"Tha's why I keep mah eyes shut!" Gin said, with a widening of his grin.
"Well you're not the assbag that insisted on watching the fuckin' human centipede!" Grimmjow yelled, jumping off the couch and spewing popcorn everywhere.
"Sometimes, Grimmjow, you will find that sacrifices are needed." Harribel said in an ominous tone.
It was unsurprising that sleep had an issue paying the Espada a visit that night.
It was the weekly Espada movie night.
"I thought it was going to show me a kindred soul! A godly one!" Aizen replied in his very weak defense.
The Espada and former captains had assumed that everything was going to go the way it always did, Tosen protesting or supporting Justice, Harribel glaring at anything vaguely misogynist, Nnoitra staring at whatever nudity there was and making cracks about it, Grimmjow cursing like a drunken sailor on leave, Starrk sleeping in a chair, Szayel muttering about inferior technology, and Baraggan muttering about the decay of society.
"I thought it was going to be somethingI could relate to!" Szayel snapped, prodding his glasses further up his nose.
"Like appreciate tits as much as, fuck it, more than the next guy, but damn! This shit's just freaky!" Nnoitra spat, barely concealing his discomfort.
Courtesy of the internet, however, everything went drastically wrong.
"Young people these days! No idea what's gotten into them!" Baraggan groused from his corner.
"I concede. This is a beaming example of a lack of Justice!" Tosen agreed.
"If this is how humans treat one another, then I'm not certain that they are capable of preventing their own demise." Ulquiorra said in his ever-monotone voice.
The movie was originally supposed to be "A Series of Unfortunate Events".
Starrk, awake for once, looked sick to the stomach.
At the last moment, however, Aizen had been perusing the interwebs, when he came across a shining review for the movie they were currently viewing.
Zommari gave a shudder at seeing the latest image on the screen. "It would appear that I will need armor for my mind as well!"
"Stop!" "This is wrong!" "Very, very wrong!" Aaroniero's dual heads bellowed from their tank.
"I don't think I ever wanna eat nothin' again!" Yammy whined , hiding his eyes.
"Tha's why I keep mah eyes shut!" Gin said, with a widening of his grin.
"Well you're not the assbag that insisted on watching the fuckin' human centipede!" Grimmjow yelled, jumping off the couch and spewing popcorn everywhere.
"Sometimes, Grimmjow, you will find that sacrifices are needed." Harribel said in an ominous tone.
It was unsurprising that sleep had an issue paying the Espada a visit that night.