Well, Who's to Say You'll Have to Do it Alone?

Rian put together Caitlyns stroller and took her for a walk while me and Jack set up everything. We didnt have a third room so we set her stuff up in my room, our house is cleary not right for a baby. Later that night around 1 am i woke up to a loud cry, i jumped out of bed instantly. I couldnt get Caitlyn to calm down so i took her to Jacks room and woke him up. He didnt seem happy at all.

"Alex!" he whinned

"She wont stop crying" i said

"Did you try feeding her?" he asked

"No, damn that should have been one of my first thoughts!" i said feeling stupid

"I'll try feeding her" he said getting up and taking Caitlyn from me

I laid in his bed and sighed grabbing the sheets in anger, im a horrible father. A few minutes later Jack walked in with a weird look on his face.

"What?" i said

"She smells, i think she needs to be changed" he said

"Seriously!?" i said

"Mhmm" he said

"Can her lovely caring uncle Jack do that?" i said

"Hell no this one is yours" he said and i sat up

"Im her father!, i feel like im violating her" i said

"Your not!, just change the damn thing before she gets a rash" he said and i took her from him and i could feel the poop going up the back of the diaper

"Eww its like smearing" i said making a face

"What!?, eww get out of here and change her!" he said pushing me out of his room

I went to my room and changed her diaper, it was absolutely discusting. She was kicking to much and put her foot in the diaper, it was the grossest thing ever. But i guess i need to get used to it. After she was all set i put her to bed and went back to bed. The next morning i woke up and Jack was holding Caitlyn and standing over me.

"Hey" i said

"She puked. All down my back" he said

"Aww did you throw up on uncle Jack?" i said as he sat her on my stomach

"Yes she did" he said

"Aww" i laughed

"Clean her up while i shower, i think she got some in my hair" he said grossed out

"Awww thats my girl" i said and she smiled making me laugh and Jack laughed and rolled his eyes and left the room

Later that day when we were all dressed and ready to leave the house we went to the grocery store. We were gonna leave Caitlyn with Rian so it would be easier, but Jack said this would be family bonding so we took her with us.

"We need food...and alcohol" Jack said

"Im thinking i'll cut down on the drinking" i said pushing the cart

"Why!?" he said

"I have a baby now, it would just be a smart thing to do" i said as Caitlyn shook the toy she had

"Wow, Caitlyn your changing your daddy. Its not fun" he said smiling at her and tickled her while she was in the carseat that came attached to the cart. She kicked at him

"Cutie" i said and she started to cry

"Nooo!, shhh" Jack said as i moved to look for somthing and he stood infront of her

"Jack make it stop" i said

"How?" he said

"Everyones staring at us like were child abusers. Feed her" i said, people were giving us weird looks

"We already fed her" he said

"Then what?" i said as we walked down the isle

"I dont no, you think i speak baby. Maybe she needs a diaper change" he said

"Oh god i hope not" i said making a weird face and he picked her up and pushed the cart with his stomach

"Ahh...ahhhhh" he said coppying her crying and i glared at him

"What the hells your deal dude" i said and he laughed

After we left the grocery store we dropped the food off at the house and then went to Rians. When we got to his house we just walked in, i never knocked. The house was empty but we heard people out back. We went outside and he was in the pool with his girlfriend Meghan and Zack. We walked down the steps to the pool, Rian looked over excited.

"Hey!" he said

"Hi" we said

"You brought her!" he said

"Yep" i said

"So this is Alex's kid" Zack said

"Yep" Rian said

"Shes cute" Meghan said

"Thank you" i said sitting on the edge of the deck and put my feet in the pool

"Shes quite a handfull" Jack said

"Yeah she is, but shes my cute little handfull" i said lifting her in the air and she puked on my face

"Ewww" everyone said as i opened my mouth and got some in it

"Yeah thats nasty" i said and Jack took her so i could clean up