The Rebel, the Jackass and the ***head

Once upon a fucking time, there was a jackass named Jack (who really should've seen what was there) and a rebel called Shaun (who shouldn't have gotten insanely drunk), who met through Shaun's brother Dallas (who should've been less of a dickhead). They weren't close to begin with, but on Shaun's twenty-first, that jackass and that rebel meet up again, for the first time in six years.

Disclaimer: These partying idiots named All Time Low do not belong to me. I wish, though. I don't own the other bands mentioned either.