Freggie Tale

Once upon a time, two different foods fell in love. A fruit, and a vegetable. They soon grew a wonderful little seed together. After much sunlight, water, fresh soil, and time, the seed grew into a healthy, ripe, red, round, food. The fruit said, "Oh my, you are one lovely piece of fruit," while the vegetable said, "Oh my, you'll make a lovely veggie." The two soon got to fighting over if this newly produced food was fruit or a vegetable. They couldn't agree, and so the two divorced. Then, in thinking that this food was a fruit. the fruit claimed custody. The vegetable also claimed custody, thinking that it was a veggie. The judge finally ruled that it is neither fruit, now vegetable, but both to shut the parents up. Now, to this day, we constantly search Google to try and find out if this extraordinary food is a fruit or a vegetable. But, I'm here to tell you that the tomato is neither. It is a fregetable.