Being an Addams Is the Best Thing Ever!

Info: When I was a baby, before Pugsly and Wednesday were born, when my parents were on that cruise on their honey moon, they found me, the only survivor. They thought I had a chilling look to me, a look that could belong in their family to be. So yes, they took me and went home with me. As I grew up I knew I was different from all the other kids...and I loved it!When I turned 15, my parents had Wednesday, then a year later, my baby brother Pugsley was born and so became the Addams family.Mother,Father,Thing,Wednesday,Pugsley,Grandma and Lurch C: one big happy family.But when I turned 19, I went off to college. I did 3 years in a public college...and then 3 years in a college in Britain. It was amazing there...accept all the people were so cheery and kind. It was horrible. And all the boys there were just so....pretty and kind and such gentlemen...I couldnt stand it.I always wished I could meet a man who would treat me like my father treats me mother. And now I have, his name is Tom.My husband.The man I'd die for. Mon Cher...we had a wonderful beginning,a horrible middle and a lovely ending...well by ending i mean we got back together and got married.Now we're enjoying our lives happily, living with my parents.Normally you'd say whhy?Wouldnt u want your own place where you can get privacy?Well we have all the privacy we want.Everyone has their own individual escape room behind the book shelf.So yes,we all get that private time we need...and now I tell you of our next and last conflict of our lives....

Start:Another glorious night at the Addams house.I was reading an Edgar Allen Poe book.Tom,sword fighting with Daddy,Mother sewing baby clothes.I was enjoying the music Lurch was playing.I loved Lurch.I dont know wat we'd do without him.Grandmother,Wednesday&Pugsley were out in the back burying a cat...alive...anyways,unfortunately,(or depends how you look at it)Tom lost to Daddy by a hair
"Good show old boy!" Daddy said with a smile as he helped Tom up
"Thankyou.Maybe one day I'll be ur equal" Tom said giving him the sword
"Maybe" Daddy said patting his back.I smile at them but my attention was brought to Mother
"Gomez" She said calmly
"Cara mia?"Daddy asked
"Marvelous news...Im going to have a baby...right now" she said with wide eyes.So to the hospital we went.I sat in the waiting room with Tom,Wednesday and Pugsley...this little freaky girl was telling us how HER parents had a kid...she was wrong
"And then Mommy kissed Daddy,the angel told the stork.The stork flew down from heaven and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch,& the diamond turned into a baby" She said.I tried not to laugh
"Our parents are having a bby too" Pugsley said
"They had sex" Wednesday said calmly.I began to laugh
"Wednesday!" I said trying to stifle my laughter
"She's bad" Tom said smirking.I could tell he was trying to act his usual calm self but he wanted to laugh,I could see it
"Wonder what the gender is" Grandmother said
"Tom...dont u think"
"Yes darling.I want to but lets have this talk alone" Tom said.My eyes were like(0_0)
"Actually...I was going to say,dont y think some food would be good right about now" I said giggling
"Oh..ur always thinking about food" He said
"It's a boy" Pugsley said
"Its a girl"Wednesday argued in her usual calm tone.Daddy came out the door
"Gomez!"
"Well?"
"What is it?" Uncle Fester,then Grandmother then I asked as we all got up
"It's an Addams!" He said smiling(time skip) So for about a week,when Daddy was with Mother the whole time,he asked us for the most part to just keep an eye on the kids.It was a fun week..but finlly the time came for my little brother to come home.So Tom and I went to the room and knocked softly
"Hello.I wanted to see my baby brother" I said as him and I walked in
"Here you are darling.Just like Wednesday and Pugsley" Mother said smiling as she put him in my arms
"What's his name?" I asked as Tom and I looked down on him.I rocked him gently
"We looked through all the names" Daddy said
"We just couldnt find one in the books" Mother said
"So we chose the perfect name" Daddy said
"And that is?" Tom asked with a small smile
"Pubert" They said
"Aw wat an adorable name" I said as I gave him a gentle kiss on the head
"I like it" Tom said smiling down at him.Uncle Fester,Grandmother,and Lurch came in afterwards.I set him in the crib smiling at him
"He has my eyes" Daddy said as Grandmother and Uncle Fester made smiling faces
"Gomez, take those out of his mouth" Mother said smiling down at him.I noticed Wednesday and Pugsley come in
"A baby in the house.It's about time" Grandmother said smiling
"Hey kiddo" Grandmother said but fire went blazing out
"Fire?....Blaze!" I said annoyed.He crawled out from under the baby
"I know you like sleeping in there but we have to give it to Pubert ok sweety?I'll get you a new bed.Come here baby" I said and he flew to me.He's getting bigger every day.By this time he was the size of a cat
"Im sorry Mother" I said
"It's alright.I think they like eachother" Mother said as Blaze licked Pubert
"It looks like it darling" Tom said smiling
"He's a real devil" Grand mother said(later that night)
"Mmmm Cara mia...Im in the mood ..all this talk of baby...we're married now darling I think we should have 1" Tom said as we looked out onto the stary night as he wrapped his arms around me from behind,kissing my neck
"Mmm sounds like a good plan.Let's make-" I reached my arms out to stretch but the next thing I know...my baby brother was in my arms!I gasped
"Where did you-" I looked up seeing the kids starring down at us
"Mother!Daddy!" I yelled as I grabbed Tom's hand and we went to them
"What's the matter?" Daddy asked
"Why do u have Pubert? We just set him to sleep?" Mother said
"Wednesday and Pugsley just dropped him from the roof.I was out on my balcony with Tom and he fell in my arms" I said with worry.I saw the panicked looks on their face
"Is he alright?" Mother asked taking him
"Yes,I think so" Tom said gently touching Pubert's head
"It appears we need to have a family discussion" Daddy said
"Yes.Jessica dear,you and Tom should be there since you were the ones who caught Pubert" Mother said
"We'll come with u now" I said and we gathered the kids and sat down with them
"Children,why do u hate the baby?" Daddy asked
"We dont hate him.We want to play with him" Pugsley said
"Especially his head" Wednesday said
"Children do u think we love the baby more then u?" Daddy asked
"Yes" They both said together.My eyes widened
"Do u think when a new baby arrives,another child has to die?" Mother asked
"Yes" They both said
"Guys..if that were the case..why am I still alive?" I asked with a raised brow
"You were here first" Wednesday said.I gave Mother and Daddy a look
"Well that's not true.Shes right.If that were true Jessica wouldnt be here right now.Not anymore" Grandmother said sewing
"It's just sibling rivalry.Gomez,do you remember what we were like?I hated u!" Uncle Fester said standing infront of Daddy
"I despised you" Daddy said smiling.Uncle Fester looked at the kids
"I choked him till he lost consciousness and had to be put on a respirator" Uncle Fester said
"I tied him to a tree and pulled out 4 of his permanent teeth" Daddy said with a smirk
"When he was asleep,I opened his skull,and removed his brains!" Uncle Fester said.I was a little take back by that one
"You did?" Daddy said and Uncle Fester nodded as he laughed
"A Brother!" Uncle Fester said as he stood up.Daddy stood too
"Brother!" Daddy said and threw Uncle Fester,then grabbed a bunch of knives,throwing them all at him and so Uncle Fester was pinned by the knives up side down
"Children,you see?" Uncle Fester said.I sigh
"Guys look.Look at me?Dont you think I was jealous and wanted attention when u were born Pugsley?I wanted to kill you to be honest.But I had this exact same talk with Mother and Daddy a long time ago.I felt even worse when Wednesday was born but I got older and you two got cooler.It'll be ok I promise" I said smiling at them
"Well...if you say so Jess.I believe you" Wednesday said.I smile at her hugging them and with that,we all went to bed.This whole situation put Tom and I OUT of the mood....