Status: Its funny, its dark and it gets a little naughty.
Being an Addams Is the Best Thing Ever!
Being An Addams is The Best Thing Ever! S. Ch 5
(next day)So my parents woke me up to being told that we were going to Uncle Fester's new home.With that Tom and I joined them...and so here we are in front of a very ugly white mansion.Mother rang the door bell and it sounded of a wedding chime. How horrible....
The door opened and a spanish woman opened the door. She was the maid judging by the clothing.
"We wish to see Debbie and Fester" Mother said. She turned around and looked up at the empty stair case.
"MISS DEBBIE!"She called then turned to us
"Debra!" We heard Deb yell. I looked at Tom and he shrugged.We came in side and the place was BIG but...absolutely ugly. Mother was holding Pubert in her arms. I was holding Tom's hand as we all came inside.
"Gomez...where are we?" Mother asked looking around
"It looks familiar...of course the gates of hell" Grandmother said then before our very eyes,Debby was at the top of the stairs in what looks to be a very expensive white dress.
"Welcome to my home"She said smiling at us
"Might we see my brother?" Daddy said smiling at her.I was glaring at her with disgust
"No. He doesnt want to see any of you or that"She said pointing at my brother.I was going to say something but Tom covered my mouth
"No you dont. Let them talk.Insults later" Tom whispered in my ear
"Why not?" Mother asked with shock.
"Because he's in love.He's wrapped in a gossamer blanket of ecstacy and he hates your guts" She said walking down the stairs a little ways.
"You fail to answer the question...why does he hates us Deb" I said glaring at her.She smirked at me, looking me up and down
"Ohhh Jessie....so not like your family. Very outspoken, very argumentive and most of all...nosey.Tell me how you've aquired such a handsome husband?"
She asked me smirking. I growled at her
"First of all...Debra...Im very much loved by my family and they accept me despite me not being of blood. Secondly, I've never acted this way until you came along...and third it takes a real woman like myself to obtain a man as handsome as my own. And by real mon cher, I mean i'm myself. I had great role modles at a kid"
I said looking at my parents with love. Tom smirked at me kissing my hand. Debra nodded with a smirk. Her face was written with doubt
"And the very role modles are the reason Fester hates you all.They flaunted themselved,their great love affair.You kept him a child"
She looked to Mother and Daddy now
"I've made him a man" Debbie said smirking at them.
"Let me hear this from his own lips" Gomez said glaring. Debbie glared right back
"His lips are busy!...you wanna talk to these people?" Debbie asked looking up at the stairs. I head a mumble and then Debbie ran her hands down her body.
"Go away!" I heard his voice!
"That is not my brother!" Daddy said angrily
"Sorry" Debbie said smirking
"You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please may we see him?"
Mother said with sadness.
"Dont even think about it"She said smirking
"You are totally insane. You've gone too far"Tom said.
"You have married Fester,you have destroyed his spirit and you've taken him from us...all that I could forgive in time...but Debbie..." I smirked at her because I knew I would hit her hard right now
"What?" She said darkly.
"Pastels?"I said in a -how dissapointing- way. She gasped
"Get out of my house!Hit the road!And if you ever show your faces around here again, I'll have you locked up for trying to visit.Right Fessie?" Debbie said looking up at him with a smile.
"Right!"He yelled. I was hurt beyond beliefe.Everyone began to walk to the door but I stood and glared at her
"This is far from over"
I said glaring at her. She laughed at me.
"No dear.It was over the day he said I do"She said and shoved me out.I fell into Tom glaring at the door. Then I sighed enlacing my hand with his and leaving.Daddy demanded we go to the police and report this.
"Someone has married my brother" Daddysaid
"No" said the cop
"She took him to Hawaii" Daddy said
"Get outta here"the cop said sarcastically
They have moved into a large, expensive home where they make love constantly!" Daddy said.I blushed looking at Tom.He smirked and whispered in my ear
"Is that a bad thing?" I giggled and gently smacked his arm.
"Arrest her at once without delay!" Daddy yelled
"Who?"the cop asked confused
"Debbie!My brother's wife, the temptress of Waikiki!"Daddy said like he's an idiot.
"Who are you? What are you? Who moved the rock?" The cop asked with frustration
"Officer, you must issue a subpoena.I believe they own-"
"Gomez no-" my mother tried
"A buick!" Daddy yelled
"Just leave. Leave quietly. Leave now" the cop said but I cut in
"Daddy you're interpreting what this kind of society finds normal. You must state the things that we would find good ok?"
I said to keep him from freaking out
"Well then what are the bad things that are good to you weirdos" the cop said. I gave him a look
"Ok...we're not weirdos...we're just different. You're the weirdo in my eyes...secondly. This woman came up out of now where and within a week of knowing my Uncle they got married. Now all of a sudden she's using his money to buy a mansion, the buick and other things...and she will not let us see him"
I said
"How do you know how to communicate?"
Mother said.I smile
"I did go to college for four years. These people are our polar opposites" I said
"Alright does he have a restraining order against you people..althought I dont know why he wouldnt" the cop said.I glared
"Can u stop with your rude comments...and no. There is no restraining order. Can you check the wife out? I think she may be that one girl I saw on the tv..some girl who kills off all her husbands"I said in thought. The cop sighed
"We'll check it out. Have a nice day" the cop said looking away
"Thats it? You'll check it out? This is my Uncle.. whom I am very close to and this woman could kill him at any time..and you'll check it out? When? When its too late?"
I said angrily
"I said we'll check it out. Now go before I book all of you"
The cop said sipping his coffee.I looked at Daddy and now...he freaked out.
"Has the planet gone mad?!" He yelled.Everyone looked at him. I shrugged
"My brother...passion's hostage!I seek justice?Denied!"Daddy looked at the Cop
"I shall not submit. I shall conquer. I shall rise!My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil!" He yelled. Grandmother held up Pubert. I giggled at him smiling
"I have seen horror!" Daddy said.Tom and I waved
"Hello"I said smirking as I pulled Lurch over as well.
"I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul!" Daddy yelled. Mother smiled
"They're at camp" She said.
"I have seen all of this, Officer. But until today, I had never seen...you!" Daddy said. The cop smiled at him.
"Hook him, book him, cook him. Now!" the cop yelled
"Hey you cant arrest him!You're not listening to what is going on here!"
I said but Tom held me back
"Dont need you in there as well darling" Tom said kissing my cheek....
So we went home with Daddy thankfully..and I went right to bed.I cuddled up to Tom. The best damn cuddler in the world...he always did make me feel better.....
The door opened and a spanish woman opened the door. She was the maid judging by the clothing.
"We wish to see Debbie and Fester" Mother said. She turned around and looked up at the empty stair case.
"MISS DEBBIE!"She called then turned to us
"Debra!" We heard Deb yell. I looked at Tom and he shrugged.We came in side and the place was BIG but...absolutely ugly. Mother was holding Pubert in her arms. I was holding Tom's hand as we all came inside.
"Gomez...where are we?" Mother asked looking around
"It looks familiar...of course the gates of hell" Grandmother said then before our very eyes,Debby was at the top of the stairs in what looks to be a very expensive white dress.
"Welcome to my home"She said smiling at us
"Might we see my brother?" Daddy said smiling at her.I was glaring at her with disgust
"No. He doesnt want to see any of you or that"She said pointing at my brother.I was going to say something but Tom covered my mouth
"No you dont. Let them talk.Insults later" Tom whispered in my ear
"Why not?" Mother asked with shock.
"Because he's in love.He's wrapped in a gossamer blanket of ecstacy and he hates your guts" She said walking down the stairs a little ways.
"You fail to answer the question...why does he hates us Deb" I said glaring at her.She smirked at me, looking me up and down
"Ohhh Jessie....so not like your family. Very outspoken, very argumentive and most of all...nosey.Tell me how you've aquired such a handsome husband?"
She asked me smirking. I growled at her
"First of all...Debra...Im very much loved by my family and they accept me despite me not being of blood. Secondly, I've never acted this way until you came along...and third it takes a real woman like myself to obtain a man as handsome as my own. And by real mon cher, I mean i'm myself. I had great role modles at a kid"
I said looking at my parents with love. Tom smirked at me kissing my hand. Debra nodded with a smirk. Her face was written with doubt
"And the very role modles are the reason Fester hates you all.They flaunted themselved,their great love affair.You kept him a child"
She looked to Mother and Daddy now
"I've made him a man" Debbie said smirking at them.
"Let me hear this from his own lips" Gomez said glaring. Debbie glared right back
"His lips are busy!...you wanna talk to these people?" Debbie asked looking up at the stairs. I head a mumble and then Debbie ran her hands down her body.
"Go away!" I heard his voice!
"That is not my brother!" Daddy said angrily
"Sorry" Debbie said smirking
"You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please may we see him?"
Mother said with sadness.
"Dont even think about it"She said smirking
"You are totally insane. You've gone too far"Tom said.
"You have married Fester,you have destroyed his spirit and you've taken him from us...all that I could forgive in time...but Debbie..." I smirked at her because I knew I would hit her hard right now
"What?" She said darkly.
"Pastels?"I said in a -how dissapointing- way. She gasped
"Get out of my house!Hit the road!And if you ever show your faces around here again, I'll have you locked up for trying to visit.Right Fessie?" Debbie said looking up at him with a smile.
"Right!"He yelled. I was hurt beyond beliefe.Everyone began to walk to the door but I stood and glared at her
"This is far from over"
I said glaring at her. She laughed at me.
"No dear.It was over the day he said I do"She said and shoved me out.I fell into Tom glaring at the door. Then I sighed enlacing my hand with his and leaving.Daddy demanded we go to the police and report this.
"Someone has married my brother" Daddysaid
"No" said the cop
"She took him to Hawaii" Daddy said
"Get outta here"the cop said sarcastically
They have moved into a large, expensive home where they make love constantly!" Daddy said.I blushed looking at Tom.He smirked and whispered in my ear
"Is that a bad thing?" I giggled and gently smacked his arm.
"Arrest her at once without delay!" Daddy yelled
"Who?"the cop asked confused
"Debbie!My brother's wife, the temptress of Waikiki!"Daddy said like he's an idiot.
"Who are you? What are you? Who moved the rock?" The cop asked with frustration
"Officer, you must issue a subpoena.I believe they own-"
"Gomez no-" my mother tried
"A buick!" Daddy yelled
"Just leave. Leave quietly. Leave now" the cop said but I cut in
"Daddy you're interpreting what this kind of society finds normal. You must state the things that we would find good ok?"
I said to keep him from freaking out
"Well then what are the bad things that are good to you weirdos" the cop said. I gave him a look
"Ok...we're not weirdos...we're just different. You're the weirdo in my eyes...secondly. This woman came up out of now where and within a week of knowing my Uncle they got married. Now all of a sudden she's using his money to buy a mansion, the buick and other things...and she will not let us see him"
I said
"How do you know how to communicate?"
Mother said.I smile
"I did go to college for four years. These people are our polar opposites" I said
"Alright does he have a restraining order against you people..althought I dont know why he wouldnt" the cop said.I glared
"Can u stop with your rude comments...and no. There is no restraining order. Can you check the wife out? I think she may be that one girl I saw on the tv..some girl who kills off all her husbands"I said in thought. The cop sighed
"We'll check it out. Have a nice day" the cop said looking away
"Thats it? You'll check it out? This is my Uncle.. whom I am very close to and this woman could kill him at any time..and you'll check it out? When? When its too late?"
I said angrily
"I said we'll check it out. Now go before I book all of you"
The cop said sipping his coffee.I looked at Daddy and now...he freaked out.
"Has the planet gone mad?!" He yelled.Everyone looked at him. I shrugged
"My brother...passion's hostage!I seek justice?Denied!"Daddy looked at the Cop
"I shall not submit. I shall conquer. I shall rise!My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil!" He yelled. Grandmother held up Pubert. I giggled at him smiling
"I have seen horror!" Daddy said.Tom and I waved
"Hello"I said smirking as I pulled Lurch over as well.
"I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul!" Daddy yelled. Mother smiled
"They're at camp" She said.
"I have seen all of this, Officer. But until today, I had never seen...you!" Daddy said. The cop smiled at him.
"Hook him, book him, cook him. Now!" the cop yelled
"Hey you cant arrest him!You're not listening to what is going on here!"
I said but Tom held me back
"Dont need you in there as well darling" Tom said kissing my cheek....
So we went home with Daddy thankfully..and I went right to bed.I cuddled up to Tom. The best damn cuddler in the world...he always did make me feel better.....
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