Wild, Wild, West
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Rabbit: The malfunctioning automaton run on puns and guacamole
The Jon: The Pepsi-Fueled-Eat-A-Ma-Tron, bouncy, curly haired, and full of robust energy
The Spine: This handsome silver man means business
Michael: Silly, wears short shorts, not particularly good with a gun
Steve: Techno-pirate with eyeliner and a thing for dragons
Sam: The mustachioed warrior of times past
Rabbit: The malfunctioning automaton run on puns and guacamole
The Jon: The Pepsi-Fueled-Eat-A-Ma-Tron, bouncy, curly haired, and full of robust energy
The Spine: This handsome silver man means business
Michael: Silly, wears short shorts, not particularly good with a gun
Steve: Techno-pirate with eyeliner and a thing for dragons
Sam: The mustachioed warrior of times past