We're Simply Meant to Be

Andy started to explain what the things he had gotten as he starts to sing
Listen everyone, there were objects so peculiar
They were not to be believed
All around, things to tantalize my brain

It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen
And as hard as I try, I can't seem to describe
Like a most improbable dream

But you must believe when I tell you this
It's as real as my skull and it does exist
Here, let me show you

This is a thing called a present
The whole thing starts with a box
*others sing*
A box? Is it steel? Are there locks?
Is it filled with a pox? A pox, how delightful, a pox

*Andy sings*
If you please, just a box with bright-colored paper And the whole thing's topped with a bow
(just going to post the rest of the song if you saw the movie you know who is singing)

A bow? But why? How ugly?
What's in it? What's in it?

That's the point of the thing, not to know
It's a bat, will it bend? It's a rat, will it break?
Perhaps it's the head that I found in the lake

Listen now, you don't understand
That's not the point of Christmas land
Now, pay attention, we pick up an over-sized sock
And hang it like this on the wall

Oh, yes, does it still have a foot?
Let me see, let me look
Is it rotted and covered with gook?

Let me explain, there's no foot inside, but there's candy
Or sometimes it's filled with small toys
Small toys, do they bite? Do they snap?
Or explode in a sack? Or perhaps they just spring out
And scare girls and boys

What a splendid idea, this Christmas sounds fun
Why, I fully endorse it, let's try it at once

Everyone, please now, not so fast
There's something here that you don't quite grasp
Well, I may as well give them what they want

And the best, I must confess, I have saved for the last
For the ruler of this Christmas land
Is a fearsome king with a deep mighty voice
Least that's what I've come to understand

And I've also heard it told
That he's something to behold
Like a lobster, huge and red

And sets out to slay with his rain gear on
Carting bulging sacks with his big great arms
That is, so I've heard it said

And on a dark, cold night, under full moonlight
He flies into a fog, like a vulture in the sky
And they call him Sandy Claws

Well, at least they're excited, though they don't understand
That special kind of feeling in Christmas land, oh, well

Andy sigh he wish that the others weren’t like the but what can you do I am happy that they want to do this now it time to give everyone what they had to do but I had to look into this Christmas thing more and see if there is anything else behind it, I head to the doctors in the morning I just hope he isn’t to busy for me to stop by.

~Next day~
As I walk to the doctors place I look up at the window and saw someone looking out sad like they didn’t want to be in that room, I rang the doorbell as the doc told me the door is open I said “Hello?” As the Doc said my name “Andy Skeleton up here my boy.” I look up and saw that he is next to a door and it look lock but I push that aside as I walk up to him telling him I needed to borrow some equipment as he ask me what ever for and I told him I am doing some experiment’s as we walk to his lap I got the things I need and headed home as I told my dog zero I am home. I did everything I can but nothing turn out the way I wanted it but that is when I heard a bang on my window as I look out I saw him Ashley blow as I wave to him I look at what he gave me I grab a bottle opening it I was shocked at what I saw it was a butterfly in smoke I smile I look out to thank him for this he was gone I look around and didn’t see anything so I close my window. As I work through the night I did everything I could but nothing yet still I sat down re-reading the box and everything I got.