Cheers to Our Inevitable Mediocrity

Because there is no Santy Claus and there is no Tooth Fairy and there is no over the rainbow- you'll never be any more famous than the pathological liar sweating on top of you or the disaster blowing cancer in your face, you'll never be anything other than the absolutely mediocre and terribly ordinary existence we've all been bred to believe we're better than, the special little snowflakes that we aren't, there is no escaping.

Because for the first time in your profoundly average existence you are realizing that no one truly gives a shit.

And you can't seem to find one either.