Status: I wrote this ages ago..it's shit.
Age Is Just a Number
Chapter 6.
i was woke up by someone licking me in the face...or something..
"WHO THE HELL IS LICKING MY FACE?!?"
"no one." a familiar British accent said.
i sat up quickly and saw a bunch of men in my bedroom.
when i say men i mean Bring me the Horizon, Asking Alexandria, and Bryan.
i screamed and i fell off my bed.
oh yeah. i was wearing this http://www.polyvore.com/pajamas/set?id=47479329
they all bursted out laughing.
"i'm fucking serious who the hell was licking my face?"
"no one. it was a dog." Bryan said
"oh WAIT! WHAT!?!"
"Olive did you forget about Gir?"
"what the fuck is a Gir."
"a dog."
"that helps."
"no Olive its a dog i got before i moved out."
"oh yeah wait where has he been the past 4 days."
"Vet. i had him fixed."
"oh."
then there was a awkward silence. then i got to thinking. Why was Asking Alexandria and Bring me the Horizon in my room.
"ummm just wondering but, what are you guys doing here?"
"ohhh so you not happy to see your O!" Oli said
"noo i mean its just i thought you guys went back on tour."
"nope!"
then it went back to Awkward silence.
they were all just standing there looking at me. so i awkwardly stood up off the floor and jumped back in my bed and cover my face in the covers and curled in a ball.
"i'm going back to sleep." i mumbled
"no your not, you gotta pack." Danny said
then i pulled the covers off my face to see all of them standing there with a smirk on there face. i'm started to get a little creeped out.
"why?"
"your coming on tour with us." Jona said
"what?"
"your coming on tour with us and we are not taking no for an answer." James added
i'm not gonna lie. it would be fucking amazing going on tour with them but i seriously think they are playing a joke on me or something.
"no."
and then i pulled the covers back over my head.
then someone ripped the covers off of me.
"yes you are. now go get ready." Oli said
"fine fine."
then they just stood there and looked at me.
"can you guys kinda get out of my room so i can get ready."
"oh we already chose your close for you there are laying out in the bathroom. we also packed for you because Bryan told us you would act like this." Ben added
"umm ok"
"and you weren't lieing when you said we were all over your room." Matt(K) added
"yep."
and then i walked into the bathroom and got a quick shower and put on the clothes they laid out for me: [polyvore]
i seriously think they are up to something.
i walked out of the bathroom and was fixing to walk out of my bedroom.
until i heard something.
"I don't see how people like One Direction. i just don't see it." i heard Oli say
"me either why are girls all over them and then we have been working our asses off for the past 8 years and then look at them within 1 year." Lee added
"agreed" i heard Ben
i just ignored them a pretended i didn't hear that and walked back in my bathroom to get my straightener.
but it wasn't in its right spot. nor was it at the right setting.
i marched out of my room with the straightener.
"What wise guy used my straightener!?!?"
i saw Oli and Lee look down.
they so used it.
i walked back in my room planning payback.
i started digging through all of my things that were still in my closet and drawers.
and i finally found what i was looking for.
If they hate One Direction so much what will they see this.
i put this on [polyvore]
and yes i like One Direction. no judge. i listen to everything.
i then walked out of my room.
and walked into the living room and everyone looked at me.
What the fuck are you wearing!?!" Oli asked
"payback bitch. never.touch.my.straightener."
then him and Lee just grunted and rolled their eyes.
then i just walked back in my room and sat on my bed.
then i texted Oli.
you know you still love me :P~Olivetree
nope. i fucking hate you.~Oliisthesexiestmanintheworld
LIES!!~Olivetree
nope~Oliisthesexiestmanintheworld
well since you hate me does that mean i still have to go on the tour with you guys?~Olivetree
just then Oli came running in the room and tackled me.
"your not getting out of this tour!"
"jeez calm down Oli!"
"nope"
"ok then get off of me."
"nope"
"RAPE!!!!"
"aww come on. you know you like it." he said with a wink
"FAT ASS!! GET OFF OF ME!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"RAPE!!!!!"
"YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT!"
"SOMEONE HELP MEH! HES KILLIN MEH!"
James bursted in the door.
"DO I NEED TO PELT HIM WITH BANANAS!?!"
"NO JUST GET THE FAT ASS OFF OF ME!"
then Ben walked in the room and gave us a confused look and raised an eyebrow.
"ummm guys we need to go." Ben said
"Oli get off of me!!"
"NO!"
"Ben."
"yes" he replied
"Help Me?"
"fine"
he walked over to us and pushed Oli off making me feel really dumb and weak.
"LETS GO!!!" Danny Screamed from the living room.
"we're working on it!!!!" Oli screamed.
Oli and James ran out of my bedroom and race each other out of the front door.
"is that a guitar?" Bed asked pointing to a guitar
"nope" i said and stick my tongue out
"smartass"
"yep"
"we will talk about that later." he said while pointing to the guitar
and the we both walked out of the door and onto the bus.
Asking Alexandria and Bring me the Horizon are both sharing a bus until we get to Colorado.
once we all got onto the bus we all plopped down on the couch.
this is how we where sitting:
me,James,Sam,Lee, Matt(K) and on the other couch across from us was Matt(N), Jona, Cam, Danny. Ben sitting on my lap and Oli sitting on Jona's.
"Ben your butt hurts." i whined
"ok then." he said while he stood up.
"get up" he told me
i got up and then he sat down and then he pulled me on his lap.
then James grabbed my legs and pulled them on his lap.
then i laid my head on Ben's shoulder.
and soon i fell asleep.
"WHO THE HELL IS LICKING MY FACE?!?"
"no one." a familiar British accent said.
i sat up quickly and saw a bunch of men in my bedroom.
when i say men i mean Bring me the Horizon, Asking Alexandria, and Bryan.
i screamed and i fell off my bed.
oh yeah. i was wearing this http://www.polyvore.com/pajamas/set?id=47479329
they all bursted out laughing.
"i'm fucking serious who the hell was licking my face?"
"no one. it was a dog." Bryan said
"oh WAIT! WHAT!?!"
"Olive did you forget about Gir?"
"what the fuck is a Gir."
"a dog."
"that helps."
"no Olive its a dog i got before i moved out."
"oh yeah wait where has he been the past 4 days."
"Vet. i had him fixed."
"oh."
then there was a awkward silence. then i got to thinking. Why was Asking Alexandria and Bring me the Horizon in my room.
"ummm just wondering but, what are you guys doing here?"
"ohhh so you not happy to see your O!" Oli said
"noo i mean its just i thought you guys went back on tour."
"nope!"
then it went back to Awkward silence.
they were all just standing there looking at me. so i awkwardly stood up off the floor and jumped back in my bed and cover my face in the covers and curled in a ball.
"i'm going back to sleep." i mumbled
"no your not, you gotta pack." Danny said
then i pulled the covers off my face to see all of them standing there with a smirk on there face. i'm started to get a little creeped out.
"why?"
"your coming on tour with us." Jona said
"what?"
"your coming on tour with us and we are not taking no for an answer." James added
i'm not gonna lie. it would be fucking amazing going on tour with them but i seriously think they are playing a joke on me or something.
"no."
and then i pulled the covers back over my head.
then someone ripped the covers off of me.
"yes you are. now go get ready." Oli said
"fine fine."
then they just stood there and looked at me.
"can you guys kinda get out of my room so i can get ready."
"oh we already chose your close for you there are laying out in the bathroom. we also packed for you because Bryan told us you would act like this." Ben added
"umm ok"
"and you weren't lieing when you said we were all over your room." Matt(K) added
"yep."
and then i walked into the bathroom and got a quick shower and put on the clothes they laid out for me: [polyvore]
i seriously think they are up to something.
i walked out of the bathroom and was fixing to walk out of my bedroom.
until i heard something.
"I don't see how people like One Direction. i just don't see it." i heard Oli say
"me either why are girls all over them and then we have been working our asses off for the past 8 years and then look at them within 1 year." Lee added
"agreed" i heard Ben
i just ignored them a pretended i didn't hear that and walked back in my bathroom to get my straightener.
but it wasn't in its right spot. nor was it at the right setting.
i marched out of my room with the straightener.
"What wise guy used my straightener!?!?"
i saw Oli and Lee look down.
they so used it.
i walked back in my room planning payback.
i started digging through all of my things that were still in my closet and drawers.
and i finally found what i was looking for.
If they hate One Direction so much what will they see this.
i put this on [polyvore]
and yes i like One Direction. no judge. i listen to everything.
i then walked out of my room.
and walked into the living room and everyone looked at me.
What the fuck are you wearing!?!" Oli asked
"payback bitch. never.touch.my.straightener."
then him and Lee just grunted and rolled their eyes.
then i just walked back in my room and sat on my bed.
then i texted Oli.
you know you still love me :P~Olivetree
nope. i fucking hate you.~Oliisthesexiestmanintheworld
LIES!!~Olivetree
nope~Oliisthesexiestmanintheworld
well since you hate me does that mean i still have to go on the tour with you guys?~Olivetree
just then Oli came running in the room and tackled me.
"your not getting out of this tour!"
"jeez calm down Oli!"
"nope"
"ok then get off of me."
"nope"
"RAPE!!!!"
"aww come on. you know you like it." he said with a wink
"FAT ASS!! GET OFF OF ME!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"RAPE!!!!!"
"YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT!"
"SOMEONE HELP MEH! HES KILLIN MEH!"
James bursted in the door.
"DO I NEED TO PELT HIM WITH BANANAS!?!"
"NO JUST GET THE FAT ASS OFF OF ME!"
then Ben walked in the room and gave us a confused look and raised an eyebrow.
"ummm guys we need to go." Ben said
"Oli get off of me!!"
"NO!"
"Ben."
"yes" he replied
"Help Me?"
"fine"
he walked over to us and pushed Oli off making me feel really dumb and weak.
"LETS GO!!!" Danny Screamed from the living room.
"we're working on it!!!!" Oli screamed.
Oli and James ran out of my bedroom and race each other out of the front door.
"is that a guitar?" Bed asked pointing to a guitar
"nope" i said and stick my tongue out
"smartass"
"yep"
"we will talk about that later." he said while pointing to the guitar
and the we both walked out of the door and onto the bus.
Asking Alexandria and Bring me the Horizon are both sharing a bus until we get to Colorado.
once we all got onto the bus we all plopped down on the couch.
this is how we where sitting:
me,James,Sam,Lee, Matt(K) and on the other couch across from us was Matt(N), Jona, Cam, Danny. Ben sitting on my lap and Oli sitting on Jona's.
"Ben your butt hurts." i whined
"ok then." he said while he stood up.
"get up" he told me
i got up and then he sat down and then he pulled me on his lap.
then James grabbed my legs and pulled them on his lap.
then i laid my head on Ben's shoulder.
and soon i fell asleep.