My Big Fat Fake Wedding

Back at the hotel, I said goodbye to the guys and headed back to my room I share with Cody. I swiped my keycard and found him lying on the bed watching TV.

"Hey." I greeted him with a smile. Shedding my jacket and shoes, I crawled on the bed with my shopping back laid with Cody resting my head on his chest. He wrapped his arm around me and I could tell he took a shower not too long ago since I could smell his body wash.

"Have I ever told you how good you smell?" I asked. I looked up at him and smiled. He returned my smile.

"Not until now, but thanks. What did ya get?"

He motioned to my shopping bag and I reached behind me and pulled out the Reese's and handed him one.

"For you… Just thought we could indulge in some chocolate." Grabbing it from me, we both sat up.

"Well thank you." He said, pressing a kiss on my cheek.

"No problem."

He went to move the plastic shopping bag but noticed there was something else. I had completely forgotten about it until he pulled it out and smirked.

"Oh… what did you have planned for tonight?"

I blushed slightly and took it from his hand. "Nothing…. Miz bought it saying it's an engagement gift."

He set his candy on the nightstand and turned to me, resting his hand on my side. "Then what are we waiting for?" He smiled.

He traced shapes with the tip of his thumb on stomach. "What do you say?"

"How about we just eat our candy and go to bed? We have Smackdown tomorrow night…."

His finger stopped as he frowned at me. He waited a moment before removing his hand and picked up with candy again. "Okay…."

Smackdown! Taping- Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania

We're sitting in one of the rooms that have just a TV and couch. I'm sitting on one end of the couch with Cody in the middle. My legs are stretch out over his lap. The match right now is Beth Phoenix and Natalya vs. Kaitlyn and AJ.

Natalya starts off against Kaitlyn. Natalya powers her to the corner, and she knees her in the midsection. A "We Want Ryder" chant breaks out. Kaitlyn quickly sidesteps her, and she sends Natalya to her corner. AJ tags in, and she clotheslines Natalya in the corner. AJ hits a head-scissor takeover, and she goes for a roll up, but Natalya holds on to the ropes. AJ hits a roll up for a near fall. Natalya quickly takes her down by the hair, and she locks her in the Sharpshooter for the win.

Kaitlyn gets in the ring, mentions that this is the second week AJ has lost, and she walks off. Beth Phoenix gets on the microphone, and she says it's, "Cry Time". Natalya locks her in the Sharpshooter, and Phoenix puts the microphone to her mouth so the crowd could hear the screams. Alicia gets up from commentary and gets in the ring. Beth and Nattie simply back away.

"Poor AJ." I frown.

"What about Kaitlyn?" Cody asks. I can feel Cody's hands on my legs through my jeans.

"I don't know." I shrug. "She reminds of Kelly."

He laughs as I wrinkle my nose. Looking back at the screen Teddy Long is on the phone, and he says next week's Smackdown will be hosted by Mick Foley. Aksana walks in, and they play the cheesy saxophone music. Aksana asks about mistletoe. All of a sudden Mark Henry comes in. Henry asks how he could allow that to happen. Long says he made it right. Henry asks why he has to defend the championship next week. Long says he needs a huge main event since Smackdown is live. Henry says that he's injured. Long says the doctor says he'll be ready to go. Henry says this is going to bring it all to a head. Henry asks if this is Long's opportunity to pick on him since he's injured. Henry asks if "Mattel" is written on his forehead. Henry tells him not to play him like a game. Long forgot to mention that next week will be a Steel Cage match. Henry flips out, and he says Long will get his one day.

Elsewhere backstage, Zack Ryder is playing WWE '12. Ryder is beating up Dolph Ziggler in the game. Sheamus walks up, and he says he signed Ryder's petition. Ryder says they're broskis, and they'll go to the clubs. Ryder sings some song that Sheamus doesn't like, but Sheamus smiles anyway.
We laughed as Zack sang something about dancing naked in the rain. Sheamus says they should concentrate on kicking the collective arses of Swagger and Ziggler. Ryder says "Woo, woo, woo", and Sheamus follows up with, "You know it".

Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger make their way to the ring with Vickie Guerrero. EXCUSE ME! Vickie wants everyone to stand up and show their respect for Dolph Ziggler winning twice at the Survivor Series. Ziggler says, unlike him, these people need to worry about double chins and double mortgages. They don't know what it's like to be double victorious at Survivor Series. That wasn't him just showing off. That was him making history. #HEEL. Vickie kisses his hand.

Sheamus starts the match out against Dolph Ziggler. They lock up, and Sheamus backs him up against the ropes. Ziggler puts himself through them to get Sheamus away. They lock up, and Sheamus gets a side headlock applied. Ziggler whips him off, leapfrogs him, and hits a nice dropkick. Ziggler celebrates a little bit. They lock up, and Sheamus takes him down with a headlock takeover. Ziggler fights up, and he whips Sheamus off. Ziggler leapfrogs him, and he goes for a dropkick, but Sheamus hangs on to the ropes. Sheamus then picks him up and hits a nice fall-away slam. Ziggler quickly tags in Jack Swagger. Swagger quickly takes him down with a waist lock. Swagger clubs him in the head, so Sheamus elbows him off. Sheamus takes him down with some head-butts, and he begins clubbing the chest. Sheamus then clotheslines him over the top rope. Ziggler tries to interfere, so Sheamus dumps him over the top rope as well. Ryder gets in the ring, hits a nice flipping senton to the outside, lands on his feet, and does his "Woo, woo, woo" line.

Ryder starts beating Swagger down in the corner. Swagger sends him to the ropes, misses a pair of clotheslines, and Ryder catches him with a flying forearm for a one count. Ryder kicks him in the face, and he tags in Sheamus. Ryder whips Swagger into Sheamus's battering ram for a near fall. Sheamus sends him to the ropes, misses a clothesline and Swagger takes him down with a chop block. Swagger quickly clotheslines him down, and tags in Ziggler. Ziggler kicks away at Sheamus and punches him down. Sheamus kicks him away, but Ziggler quickly elbows him back down. Swagger is tagged in, and he clubs him down. Swagger applies a submission, but Sheamus quickly fights up. Swagger quickly knees him down and hits a nice body slam. Swagger backs up before going for a Swagger Bomb. Sheamus gets his boots up, and clotheslines him down.

Sheamus gets the tag to Ryder, and he hits a pair of clotheslines. Swagger reverses a whip to the corner, and he runs into Ryder's knees. Swagger is down in the corner, and he hits the Broski Boot. Vickie is screaming at ringside. Swagger rolls out of the ring, so Ryder follows. Ryder quickly clotheslines Ziggler at ringside, and he turns into a nasty clothesline from Swagger. Swagger rolls Ryder into the ring for a near fall. Ziggler is tagged in, and he kicks Ziggler in the back. Ziggler goes for a neckbreaker, but Ryder counters with a roll up for a near fall. Ziggler quickly drops an elbow for a two count. Ziggler applies a modified chin lock, and the crowd is chanting Ryder on hard. Ryder fights up, and he punches out. Ziggler quickly hits a neckbreaker, and he kips up. Ziggler celebrates a bit before tagging in Swagger. Ryder fights both Ziggler and Swagger off before being taken down. Swagger applies a wheelbarrow, and Ziggler hits a leg drop bulldog. Sheamus breaks the pin up.

Ziggler and Swagger continue to double-team Ryder. Swagger hits a body slam and follows up with a Swagger Bomb. Ryder kicks out at two and a half. Ziggler is tagged in, and Ryder catches him with an inside cradle for a near fall. Ziggler hits a quick dropkick for a near fall. Ziggler prevents Ryder from tagging in. Swagger is tagged back in, and he drops an elbow on Ryder. Swagger kicks him, and then knocks Sheamus off the apron. The referee holds Sheamus back. Swagger applies a front face lock. Ryder knees out, but Swagger prevents him from tagging in Sheamus. Swagger puts him on the top rope, and he slaps Ryder in the face. Ryder quickly fights back, and he hits a NASTY tornado DDT.

Sheamus and Ziggler are tagged in. Sheamus hits some running hammers, and he sends Ziggler to the corner. Sheamus clubs him down, and hits a beautiful short-arm clothesline. Sheamus goes for a Celtic Cross, but Swagger kicks him. Ryder blind tags in. Sheamus hits Swagger with a Brogue Kick. Ziggler tries for a Zig-Zag, but Sheamus powers him off. Ryder then surprises him with the Rough Ryder for the win!

"Yes!" I cheer. "Go Zack! Woo Woo Woo…"

"You know it!" Cody finishes with a laugh. We see that there will be a Fatal Four Way between Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, Wade Barrett, and Daniel Bryan in tonight's main event. The winner will face Mark Henry on Tuesday in a Steel Cage match for the World Heavyweight Championship.

"Oh! I hope you win." I smile.

"So do I." he agrees.

There's a short commercial break before I hear Ted's music. I quickly sit up and remove my legs from Cody's lap so I can watch. He frowns and gets up.

"You're leaving?" I frowned. "You're not gonna watch Ted's match?"

"Nope. I have to go get ready for my match afterwards. I'll come get you before I go out, okay?"

I nodded and turned my attention back to the screen as he left. The match begins, and Jinder Mahal appears on the screen. Mahal speaks in his native tongue. Mahal then says that DiBiase forsakes his family's name, wealth, and upbringing to hang out in the parking lot with mere commoners. Slater attacks DiBiase from behind, and he takes him down with some punches and kicks. DiBiase dropkicks Slater as he celebrates. DiBiase hits the ten punches in the corner and follows up with a nice suplex for a two count. DiBiase continues to punch him, ducks a clothesline, and Slater cuts off DiBiase's clothesline. Slater sends him into the ring post shoulder first, hits an arm breaker, and picks up a two count. Slater hits another arm breaker for a near fall. Slater works over the arm, and he applies a wristlock. DiBiase fights up, and Slater takes him down again with an arm breaker. Slater really works over the arm, but DiBiase fights up eventually. DiBiase sends him to the corner and hits a back body drop. DiBiase hits an inverted atomic drop and a flying knee for a two count. Slater kicks him in the knee, but DiBiase catches him with a clothesline. DiBiase hits the Dream Street for the win.

"Woo!" I grin. "First Zack, then Ted! This is a great night so far. Now let's hope Cody wins."

As he promised, Cody peeked his head in and signaled for me to come along. As we walked towards gorilla position, I got a good look at Cody's ring gear. I never noticed it before but his new trunks look a lot like the underwear those male underwear models wear. It was kinda hot….

Dammit! Where the hell do all these thoughts keep coming from? Clearing my thoughts I waited with all the guys and waited as Cody ate his Reese's.

"So, what am I doing?" I asked him.

"You're going to walk out there with me as usual, but instead of getting in the ring, you're gonna just go sit in commentary." He explained. I nodded and held his arm as his music hit. Like I was told, I walked out with him and instead of climbing the steel steps like I usually do, I walked over to commentary.

"Oh my god! We are now being joined by the sexy diva, Charity!" Jerry exclaimed. He pulled up a seat next to him and I sat down. I put on a head set and smiled at them.

"Hi Jerry. Thank you so much for having me."

"It's no problem. What brings you to our table tonight?"

Looking up at Cody I smile. "Well as you know I am engaged to be married to Cody Rhodes so of course I'm here to cheer my fiancé on!"

The match starts, and Orton quickly beats on Barrett in the corner as Rhodes focuses on Bryan. Orton and Barrett are in the ring as Rhodes and Bryan fight at ringside. Barrett sends Orton into the corner, but Orton explodes out with a clothesline. Orton stomps some limbs and drops a knee for a near fall. Barrett quickly rolls out of the ring. Rhodes turns Orton around, and Orton quickly hits a dropkick. Bryan gets in the ring, and he hits Rhodes with a kick. Orton sends Rhodes to the corner, and Bryan hits a nice running dropkick. Rhodes quickly rolls out of the ring, leaving Bryan and Orton in the ring together.

"Your fiancé looks like he needs a breather." Jerry comments.

"No, no, no. This is how my man strategizes, Jerry. He rolls out of the ring in order to size up his opponents and goes from there. It's actually quite a clever tactic."

Cody says something to Wade before they both slide back into the ring. Barrett and Rhodes beating down Bryan and Orton. Barrett throws Orton out of the ring. Barrett sends Orton into the steel steps as Rhodes hits a front suplex. Barrett and Rhodes double-team Bryan. They take turns holding him up to punch him. They send him to the ropes, and they hit a double back elbow.

"You see, Jerry! I agree with Charity! Cody is clever and is temporarily aligning himself with Barrett to double the damage."

Barrett stands on Bryan's head. Orton snaps Barrett off the top rope and fights them both off. Orton stomps Rhodes down in the corner, and he turns into a kick from Barrett. Barrett goes for a pump-handle slam, but Orton slides out. Rhodes immediately takes him down with a Russian Leg Sweep. Barrett and Rhodes take turns punching away at Orton. They double whip him into the corner. They stomp him in the corner.

All of a sudden Bryan takes Barrett out with a missile dropkick. Bryan then takes Rhodes out with a flying elbow. Bryan punches Rhodes to the corner, and he viciously kicks away at him. Bryan puts him on the top rope, but Barrett catches him on his shoulders. Barrett and Rhodes then execute a PERFECT Doomsday Device! That was nasty! Barrett covers, and Rhodes breaks up the pinfall attempt. Rhodes quickly sends Barrett into the ring post shoulder first.

"Come on, Baby!" I cheer from commentary.

Orton hit a suplex on Rhodes for a near fall. Barrett punches Orton from behind, and Orton quickly fights back. Orton sends him to the corner and runs into a back elbow. Barrett chokes Orton on the ropes, and he knees away at him. Barrett backs up, and he big boots him to the floor. Barrett quickly catches Bryan with a Boss Man Slam for a near fall. Rhodes quickly kicks Barrett out of the ring, and he hits Bryan with a Beautiful Disaster for a near fall! Rhodes punches Orton off the apron, and he stalks Bryan. Rhodes goes into the ropes, and Bryan back body drops him over the top rope! Barrett sends Bryan into the ropes, but Bryan ducks a clothesline, and he takes Rhodes out with a suicide dive!

Orton clotheslines Barrett a few times, and he hits a nice powerslam. Orton brings Rhodes back into the ring the hard way, clotheslines him, and then clotheslines him over the top rope. Orton hits his trademark backbreaker, but Bryan breaks up the pinfall. Bryan kicks Orton in the head and covers, but Rhodes breaks it up. Rhodes hot shots Bryan off the top rope, and he falls to the outside. Rhodes covers Orton for a near fall. Rhodes stomps away at Orton. Rhodes picks him up and hits a nice front suplex. Rhodes goes to the top rope, and Orton sweeps the feet. Orton punches him, goes to the top rope, and hits his father's old finisher, the superplex.

Barrett quickly kicks Orton in the ribs, and he covers Rhodes, but Bryan breaks it up with a flying head-butt. Orton gets in the ring, and he throws Barrett out of the ring. Orton does the same to Rhodes, and he catches Bryan with a draping DDT. Orton stalks Bryan, but Barrett pulls him out of the ring, and he hits a DDT on the outside! Rhodes tries to sneak in and cover Bryan, but Bryan counters into the LeBell Lock! Rhodes quickly taps out!

"What?" I yell. Taking off my head set I storm over to ring and climb up on the apron.

"What the hell was that?" I yell at him. I start arguing with Daniel for a while. While I distract him, Cody attacks him from behind, and he stomps away at Bryan. Cody screams that it was his opportunity.

I scream for Cody to watch out but it's too late. Orton makes the save, and he hits Cody with the RKO! Orton nods to Daniel Bryan, and he leaves the ring. Bryan celebrates in the ring as the show ends.