My Big Fat Fake Wedding

I was awakened by a kiss on the forehead. I attempted to open my eyes but instantly regretted it.

"Wake up, Babe." I heard Cody say. My head screamed in pain when I tried to open my eyes enough to see him. I put a hand over my eyes to shield the blinding light. Smiling, Cody placed a tray of food on my lap.

"What's that?" I asked.

"Food. I thought you could use something warm in your stomach after last night. Might help with the hangover."

I winced as I sat up, only to pull the blankets up cover myself up. I now noticed I was in just my underwear and started to blush. "Oh god…" I groaned as I flopped back onto the bed.

"What?" Cody asked as he sat on the bed next to me. "Are you okay?"

"We slept together again….didn't we?"

"Why do you think that?" He mused.

"Well I'm in a bed in just my bra and panties… So did we?"

He shrugged. "What can I say? We just couldn't help it. By the way, I don't think the people next to us liked how loud we were…" He smirked.

I bury my head in the pillow like "Oh god..." I groaned.
"Oh you said that a lot." He chuckled. "Also I believe you moaned 'Oh yeah! Oh Cody!'"

I let out another groan making him laugh. "Oh come on. You need some food in your stomach." He said as he put a hand on my leg. I hate to admit it but I started to wonder as he lies next to me shirtless how good it was…. How we did it… I started to bite my lip but quickly stopped. I let out a sigh and sat up to look at the food. I couldn't help but smile at the little set up.

Cody brought me scrambled eggs, bacon, toast and hash browns with a cup of orange juice and coffee. While I ate, we sat in silence with Cody watching me. I bit into a piece of bacon and looked at Cody.
"What? Is there something on my face?"

Shaking his head, he smiled a little. "No."

"Then why are you staring at me?" He shrugged and was about to answer when my phone rang.

"Hello?" I said as I answered my phone.
"Hello Charity. I'm calling on behalf of Mr. McMahon." The secretary said. I remember when I was called in when I told Vince I was engaged how rude she was.

"Okay?"

"Well he needs to see you. Your meeting is in hour at the arena in Tampa."

"An hour?"

"Did I stutter?" She snapped. "Yes, an hour."

"Hey! Watch it! I make more in a week than you do in a year! Be respectful!" I yelled into phone. I received a weird look from Cody. "You hear me?"

It was too late. She hung up on me. "Bitch." I muttered.

"Who was that?" Cody asked stealing a piece of bacon.

"Well, Mr. bacon thief, that was Vince's secretary. I have a meeting with him in an hour at the arena."

"An hour?"

I nodded my head as I handed him the little tray before standing up and feeling dizzy. I closed my eyes for a moment until it passed and made my way over to my clothes and started to pick out something to wear for my meeting.
"Want me to go with you?" Cody offered. He placed the tray on the little table and walked over to me.

"No, that's okay. It's just a meeting."

"I know…but I can keep you company or something?" He shrugged.

"I'll be just fine Codes."

I grabbed my dress and make up bag before heading into the bathroom.

At the arena…

After asking one of the employees from the arena they told me where Vince's temporary office was. I knocked and was told to come in. I walked inside and was about to sit down until he stopped me.

"No need to sit down. I just wanted to tell you that since you have this whole 'bad girl' image going, we're gonna take it and roll with it."

"Okay." I nodded. "Is that all?"

"Well kind of. See after seeing what you did to Kelly, we want to make you look edgier. So right after we're done, you need to head over to the photo-shoot." He smiled.

"Photo-shoot? But Cody isn't with me and we already did a photo-shoot."

"No, just you. We want you to portray that rough bad girl image we all know and love." He grinned.

"Okay….wait, the photo-shoot is right after this?"

"Well, right now actually since we're done here. They're expecting you." He went back to his paperwork and I knew that was my dismissal.

Photo-shoot

As soon as I made it to where they were doing shoot, I was whisked away to hair and makeup. They smoky black and silver eyes with rosy plum lipstick with subtle gold shimmer. They dyed my medium brown hair to a shade lighter than black and put blood red and dark blue streaks. After a while they dried my hair and gave me soft waves.

As soon as my hair and makeup they handed me my first pieces and pushed me into dressing area. I stepped out in a custom chopper angel wings rhinestone women's corset bustier top, faded blue jeans. They gave me knee high black heeled boots and had me wear a 'WTF' necklace.

The wardrobe girl, who stood by while I changed, smiled when I walked out of the fitting area.

"How does it look?" I asked.

"I mean this in the straightest way possible, but you look hot!" She grinned. She handed me a black pinstripe fedora and I put it on. She nodded and motioned towards the set.

After getting the shots needed for that outfit, I was scurried away back to hair and makeup to straighten my hair. I have to admit, my darker hair with the colored streaks looked amazing. After my hair was done I walked back to wardrobe where I was given my next outfit.

This time I had on dark blue faded jeans, black plaid zipper front bustier, black heels with rhinestone skulls, and a purple brass knuckles bracelet with an 'evil' necklace. I looked in the full length mirror and looked pretty bad ass.

I was in the middle of shooting the second outfit when we got an unexpected visitor; Ted. He waved at me and gave him a small wave back.

"I'll be right back." I told the photographer before walking over to Ted who smiled.

"Hey." He greeted.

"Hi. Um….I really want to apologize." His smile instantly turned into a puzzled expression.

"About what?"

"Well, last night I texted you…and I'm sorry for how I acted. I was beyond drunk and didn't remember anything until I read the text messages today." I said, nervously.

"Oh, no. That's okay. We all have our weird drunk texting moments." He laughed. "Don't worry about it."

"Alright…but to make it up to you, I want to invite you to join Cody and I tonight after the Smackdown taping." I smiled. "That is if you want to?"

"Hey Charity!" The photographer called. "We just need a few more shots for this outfit then you have one more. Can you please hurry?"

"Alright!" I called back before turning back to Ted.
"I'd love to." Ted smiled. "As long as I get to see you, I'm fine."

"Great." I blushed. "Well like you heard I have to go do this so if you're still around, I'll be right back."

"Perfect. I'll be here."

I nodded as I turned away with a huge grin plastered on my face. As we finished up the last few shots for this outfit, I couldn't help but glance over at Ted every now and then. He sat in a chair watching the shoot and smiled at me whenever he caught me looking.

"Charity." The photographer, Darren, grinned.
I looked away from Ted at Darren. "Hm?"
"You're supposed to look angry and determined. You can't be blushing." He chuckled.

"Oh...Sorry." I said with a nervous laugh. I avoided looking at Ted for the next few shots before I was again scurried away to wardrobe.

After getting undressed and dressed again in my last outfit I walked out. This time I'm wearing a black plaid clasp women's mini skirt, an Alchemy England cursed berlin halter top, Black comfort ladies mid-calf boots. I was wearing a black bracelet with 'Bitch' spelled out with purple rhinestones and my black stainless steel Batman necklace.

I got back to the set and we knocked out the shots of the final outfit.

"Perfect!" Darren smiled after taking the final shot. "And if you haven't already been told, all the outfits you wore today are yours to keep so that you can wear them to the shows and whatnot."

"Awesome! Thank you so much Darren."

He nodded and turned to talk to one of his helpers when I was tapped on the shoulder. Turning around I smiled.

"Nice outfit." Ted smiled.

"Thanks. Vince wants to play off this whole bad girl image." I reply, looking away.

"Well it's working." He said as he grabbed my hand. I looked down at our hands and back at him. "Also your hair is different."

"Yeah. It's darker and has red and blue streaks in it… Do you like it?"

He nodded. "Yeah. It looks good."

"Thanks…"

"So what are you doing next?"

"Well I have to get back to the hotel and change before heading to Smackdown." I replied.

"You shouldn't change. You look amazing right now." He smiled.

"Thanks…Um… do you need a ride back to the hotel?"
"Actually I have to get back home to grab my stuff for tonight."

"Oh, well if you need a ride back home, I'll drive you." I offered.

"Are you sure? I live in Tampa which is about 3 and a half hours away."

"Wow…." My eyes widened.

"Yeah. I rode here with Evan since we both had stuff to do but he's busy and I don't know when he'll be done." He said with a light chuckle. "I'm gonna just hang out here until he's done."

"Come on. I'll drive you. I have nothing else to do anyways."

"Are you sure? It's a long drive."

"Of course." I smiled. "Let's go."