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Girl Anachronism

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*Banner by samantha blews!

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Isobella 'Izzy' Deere-Star.
She was an odd baby.
And an even odder child.

Now, at sixteen, she's the epitomy of a parents' worst nightmare.

Styled in vintage 60's clothes, hot candy pink nails, and plum purple streaks in her naturally black hair, she is definitely not your average chocolate face and she's sure as hell gonna let you know it.

But that's okay. Everything's okay when your mother/father is Jeffree Star.

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  1. Prologue;
    I killed the teen dream, deal with it.
  2. Chapter; 1
    (S)he's Jesus Christ with fake eyelashes.
  3. Chapter; 2
    You need someone like me to make you feel wrong.
  4. Chapter; 3
    Half super bitch and half mega ***.
  5. Chapter; 4
    The new face of Punk is wearing Prada.
  6. Chapter; 5
    The future is bright pink.
  7. Chapter; 6
    I'm the teacher of fierceology, start learning.
  8. Chapter; 7
    Who ***s on the first date?