Everything Has Changed

So, a bird told me you're a faggot. I already fucking knew that thought, so I punched the bird in the face and you were all like "What the fuck, you're supposed to shoot the bird, damn, you're a fucking bitch" so I said "Fuck you, I'll make you pay for this" then I stormed off like an angry French woman and here I am now. Poof. You're a frog. Too bad I'm a monster truck and I fucking squished you're nasty black ass. Just kidding, you grew up to be this 17372286272 foot frog and you squished me. But I was a bird, so I flew away and the crazy thing is, is that you were so tall you went into the exosphere and you could breathe so you died. The end.