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Everything Has Changed
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Clove. Clove is a hazel-eyed, controlling, manipulative slut. But she's my wonderwall so screw the haters. She's 15. She's currently dating Peeta and they're probably going to win prom king and queen. They're also going to have aca-children, it's inevitable. Just kidding, Peeta can't sing. Don't tell him I said that though. My favourite memory with Clove is the day she tried to kill me, well, one of the days. One time she hit me in the head with a knife. It was awesome.
Now Peeta. Peeta is fucking insane. I'm not even exaggerating (I just spelled that right without autocorrect). One time I threw away his can. Little did i know is that he named that can Billy and now goes to therapy because I threw it away. He's 17, I think. I can't remember anyone's birthday, so I make them up in my head. He's dating Clove (no shit.) and they're both whores. What a lovely relationship. My favourite memory with Peeta is probably when he came running into the room singing a high school musical song.
The best principal ever award goes to..... Finnick Odair. I can picture him now saying "That's not going to make me promote you". Sigh. Finnick is, um, my math teacher. He's dating Ms. Chanel and they have children together (awwww). He's weird, but serious (serial), and sort of freaks me out half the time. But he isn't a bad guy and him and Ms. Chanel are so cute. I ship them. #Finnel. Okay, favourite memory has to be when he scared the crap out of me while wearing a suit. It's was funny but also made me pee my pants.
Cadence. Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in. Cadence hates me. They say hate is a strong word. It's not really. Cadence is the school guidance councillor and that scares me. I don't ever want to go to the guidance councillor. Like, ever. She's a slut. She uses her office as like an "office". You picking up what I'm putting down? Anyway, she's a cold blooded whore :)
Jack Odair. Little Odair. He's just like his dad and is in the "Clove Fan Club", yes there is a club. All her toys, I mean, admirers are in it. I don't know much about him but I do know he stole on if Cloves bras. Wait, what? Who said that? Wasn't me.
Cato. He's kind of, mental. He's obsessed with Clove and is planning to rape her at Prom. I mean. He's planning to tape up flyers for prom. Yeah, that's what I ment. He's an egotistical maniac that let his crack-head ex-girlfriend, Ashleey, live in Cloves basement. That's when shit hit the fan and he's been trying to get her back ever since.
Then there's me, the greates person you will ever meet.
Now Peeta. Peeta is fucking insane. I'm not even exaggerating (I just spelled that right without autocorrect). One time I threw away his can. Little did i know is that he named that can Billy and now goes to therapy because I threw it away. He's 17, I think. I can't remember anyone's birthday, so I make them up in my head. He's dating Clove (no shit.) and they're both whores. What a lovely relationship. My favourite memory with Peeta is probably when he came running into the room singing a high school musical song.
The best principal ever award goes to..... Finnick Odair. I can picture him now saying "That's not going to make me promote you". Sigh. Finnick is, um, my math teacher. He's dating Ms. Chanel and they have children together (awwww). He's weird, but serious (serial), and sort of freaks me out half the time. But he isn't a bad guy and him and Ms. Chanel are so cute. I ship them. #Finnel. Okay, favourite memory has to be when he scared the crap out of me while wearing a suit. It's was funny but also made me pee my pants.
Cadence. Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in. Cadence hates me. They say hate is a strong word. It's not really. Cadence is the school guidance councillor and that scares me. I don't ever want to go to the guidance councillor. Like, ever. She's a slut. She uses her office as like an "office". You picking up what I'm putting down? Anyway, she's a cold blooded whore :)
Jack Odair. Little Odair. He's just like his dad and is in the "Clove Fan Club", yes there is a club. All her toys, I mean, admirers are in it. I don't know much about him but I do know he stole on if Cloves bras. Wait, what? Who said that? Wasn't me.
Cato. He's kind of, mental. He's obsessed with Clove and is planning to rape her at Prom. I mean. He's planning to tape up flyers for prom. Yeah, that's what I ment. He's an egotistical maniac that let his crack-head ex-girlfriend, Ashleey, live in Cloves basement. That's when shit hit the fan and he's been trying to get her back ever since.
Then there's me, the greates person you will ever meet.